I Am Italian
I'm not a construction worker, a brick layer or a school janitor.
I don't live ina basement
I don't eat pasta every night
And I don't drive a camaro.
I don't know Tony, Rocco, or Gino from woodsbridge,
Although I'm certain they're very, very hairy people.
I drink wine....not beer
I don't use u tensils for pizza
I believe in open bars at weddings not cash.
It is pronounced espresso, not expresso!
I can proudly fly my country's flag out of my car window during the world cup.
Gelato is ice cream, Biscotti are cookies, and Pavarotti is the best of the three tenors.
It's pronounced bross-sketta not Broo-shetta, BRO-SKETTA!!
Italy is the only country shaped like footwear,
The first nation of soccer
And the best part of Europe!!!

My name is Christina
And I Am Italian
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