IAmChinese

Wai,
I'm not a cook, or a computer tech, or the owner of a laundromat.
I don't live with my parents, I don't eat dog.
I don't drive a souped - up civic.
And I don't know ping, Ching, or Wing from Beddington Heights, although I'm certain they're very rice... I mean nice people.
I use chopsticks, not a fork
i rarely drive on the sidewalk
I believe in giving cash, not gifts
And I pronounce it Hello, not HARRO.
I can proudly wave my country's flag at a tank during a massacre,
Dim sum is brunch, Gwai-Los are white folk.
Jet Li can kick Can Damm's ass anyday.
And it is pronounced Gon Hay Fa Choi, not Gon Hee Fa.
China is the largest country in Asia
The FIRST nation of ping pong, and the best remaning communist country.

My name is Fung
And I Am Chinese