Expressions For Women On  High Stress Days
1. You - off my planet
2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
3. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup
4. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed
5. And your crybaby whiny - assed opinion would be?
6. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
7. Allow me to introduce myselves.
8. Scarcasm is just one more service we offer.
9. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
10. I'm just working here until a good fast - food job opens up
11. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality
12. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't asleep
14. How many times do I have to flush before you go -away?
15. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
16. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing
17. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2
18. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
19. Chais, panic, and disorder - my work here is done
20. Earth is full go home.
21. Is it time for your medication or mine?
22. How do I set a laser printer at stun?
23. I'm not tense just terribly, terribly alert.