Boyfriends "Supposive" Thoughts
1. We're not as big of perverts as you think we are.
2. No matter what you say your ex bf is an ass.
3. We like you to give us hugs & kisses too.
4. Don't treat us like shit.
5. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
6. We know your pretty, its one of the reasons we are dating you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you whats wrong just say it's that time of the month and nothing more.
9. If you really like us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10. We'll never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put make up on us. It's just wrong.
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us if you don't.
13. When we tell you your not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about, The Backstreet Boys, N Sync, 98*, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and pee.
16. Just cayse you think you're always right, doesn't mean you don't have to apologize when your wrong.
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you. It would be nice if you did the same every once and awhile.
18. We can't always bespontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we say."
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore but we love yours better anyways.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idots who don't want a relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we are done, you can put the seat yo when your done!.
26. Don't tell us how cute your ex boyfriend was, it don't turn us on.
27. Always remember: the way to a guys heart is through his stomache and maybe...oh never mind!
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys, you might be that comfy with your friends, but to us that's just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after you rip out our heart, stick it down our throat, and sill want to be friends.
30. And last but not least we know your not always right, we just pretend like yo are anyways.
Posted May 22, 2001