11 Guy Secrets
By: Ari Voukydis

We tortured a guy till he agreed to betray his fellow homeboys and spill highly classified dude info. Read it to boot your IC, and your dating track record.

SECRET 1: If you gab about one of our guy friends while he’s not around, we’re gonna track him down to tell him you like him.

SECRET 2: We don’t necessarily know whom our best friends have crushes on.

SECRET 3: If we’re crazy for a girl bud, we’re hesitant to bust a move.

SECRET 4: There’s not always something deep and complicated about a guy who’s a big jerk.

SECRET 5: Even though we know a guy’s a creep to a girl, we’ll still hang out with him.

SECRET 6: Worshipping video games and sports is more than just a dumb guy thing.

SECRET 7: If a guy who asks for your number dosen’t call, it does not mean he dosen’t like you.

SECRET 8: “Cute” is not an insult.

SECRET 9: It’s ill when too-scared girl talks to her crush through her best friend.

SECRET 10: The quickest way to a boys heart is via his ego.

SECRET 11: We need you to alleviate out post-making-out jitters.
These are just 11 Guy secrets you should know. I didn't expand on them.. But just keep them in mind!
Posted August 8, 2001
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