"Negative Patient Healthcare Outcome" is the insane follow-up to the #1 selling album of the century, "Songs You've Never Heard Before". As you could imagine, there was a lot of pressure on us to make the follow-up album even BETTER! A few members killed themselves when faced with this pressure, but don't worry, there's still plenty of us left!

So how did we make this follow-up even better?   First off, it's on Compact Disk! That's right, you don't have to listen to listen to a.l.e. on just tape cassete's anymore. Now you can hear the band in it's full glory on CD! Secondly, the design of the new album is much better and we had a much better printer make the copies of it. So it actually looks professional (gadzooks, never thought we'd use the word "professional" when talking about a.l.e.).

"Ooooo, it's on cd and the print looks better. So what? My grandma could do that! How about the music?" Well tell your grandma to go to hell, bucko, cuz this new cd has the of the most insane musical comedy of all time on it! And we GUARANTEE it or your sphincter back!

Even though we lost some members to suicide and such things during the process of this album, we also acquired some new members with their own new and original ideas! And the songs? Boy oh boy, we got your songs right here Johnny!

Inspirational songs such as, "For The Trees", which is a very "serious" look into the evils that vegetarians do by eating the trees that provide us with life (ie: oxygen). Eerie tales such as "Thomas Hinkerberry", a story of a man who hates his job and has an odd run-in with a squirrel (?). In the tradition of  "The Adventures of Sandpaper Man", we bring you an exciting new radio-showish adventure-parody: "Kentucky Jones in: The Raiders of the Lost Bark"! Surely an instant classic! Then there's truly disturbing tracks such as "Swimming With Sharks" at the beginning and the end of the album which will have you wondering just what kind of HELL did this band go through making this new album!

It's all here folks. 72+ minutes of sheer lunacy. 22 tracks of cynicism, humor, oddities, and bastards galore!  So how can you possibly live your last year on earth without purchasing this audio guide into the infinite beyond? YOU CAN'T! So it's time to fork over the few measly dollars that this album costs so that you can truly say, "I have seen the light my brothers! And it comes in the form of Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy.! Let us follow them, or let us kill each other now!"

"Alright, alright, alrighty already... I've been forced into being interested on this new cd. The big question is HOW MUCH?" Funny you should ask, we were just about to get to that part. So if you'd kindly stop with your interjections, we'll gladly tell you. Now SHADDAP! This new album won't cost you an arm and a leg. No, No, NO! It will cost you your best friend's severed head however. So please, send them to us immediately.

"But I don't have a best friend! Can I sever my own head?" Sorry, no can do. We don't accept personal heads. BUT, there still is hope for you! You can send us a measly 8 bux (shipping included) and you can feast upon the great beefy music of a.l.e.'s "Negative Patient Healthcare Outcome"!!! Egad, that's the cheapest cd of all time! Why the hell are we selling it that cheap? Quite frankly, we're not good with numbers... so the lower we keep them, the easier it is for us to practice our math (ie: basic addition, subtraction, etc.).

"Well, I already was suckered into buying your last album, isn't there anything you can do for me to show appreciation for my unending devotion to a.l.e." Why yes sir, yes we can! For anybody who purchased "Songs You've Never Heard Before" already, you will get 2 bux shaved off the price of "Negative Patient Healthcare Outcome"!!! Only 6 bux for a brand-new cd!? My god! What is the world coming to!?!?

"What if I don't have either of those albums and want to buy them both?" Same deal my good man! If you buy both "Songs You've Never Heard Before" and "Negative Patient Healthcare Outcome" at the same time, we'll still knock off a buck just for the hell of it! Anybody who orders either album will still receive rare a.l.e. flyers, posters, and other random memorabilia that we find in our trash.

It's useless to resist. It's here in print. This is the best deal of all-time on what is going to surely be the best album of all-time! So beat the crowd and order your copy today!!!!

If you haven't ever purchased an a.l.e. album and want to order "Negative Patient Healthcare Outcome", send only $8.00 to:

If you have purchased our last a.l.e. album and want to order "Negative Patient Healthcare Outcome", send only $6.00 to:

If you want to purchase BOTH "Songs You've Never Heard Before" and "Negative Patient Healthcare Outcome", send only $9.50 to:

abbreviated. life. expectancy.
2621 Trotters Lane. Apt. 304-8
Midlothian, VA  23113

We accept checks, money orders, well-hidden cash, and the severed head of your best friend. So when paying for this album, choose wisely!

Email all order inquiries/questions to: ale99@hotmail.com

Still not convinced that this is the tape for you? Then click HERE to hear some sound clips before you buy!

***NOTICE***: Lot's of people have been sending us checks and making them out to "Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy." Look people, our ID's don't say "abbreviated. life. expectancy." on them, so make all checks out to "Roger Barr" if you must write a check for a measly $2.50. We prefer cash, but hey, checks will do. But don't make us argue with the banks about the check not being made out to the correct name, cuz we won't even bother. Email us if you have any questions or you are one of the people who sent us a check made out to A.L.E. and we'll work something out no problemo.

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