Bob was still on the same road that he had been walking on for the past two days. Suddenly Bob thought to himself,
"Hey! Now I have something else to do! I can find out what road I'm on instead of
finding out what these keys are for!" Just then, Bob turned around and saw a sign
which read "Svenkins Road". Bob was really mad, because now he knew what road he
was on and that meant he had to go back to his original plan of finding out
what the two keys were for. Bob saw a piece of tree bark on the ground and thought to
himself, "nahhh! these keys couldn't work in that piece of bark!" Still, the piece of
tree bark seemed to be beckoning him closer and closer. There was a tiny hole in the
piece of tree bark that seemed just perfect for the two keys to fit in! Bob, even
though he was previously skeptical about the whole "key in bark" idea, was now startingto believe it himself. He slowly inserted one key after the other into the piece of barkand.....NOTHING! Ha ha ha. I bet you thought something really dramatic was going
to happen at this point in the story didn't you? Well too bad. Stop whining. You've still got a lot
of reading to do. Anyway, Bob just starting yelling in an angry rage and he snapped the piece
of tree bark in half. However, one of the keys was still in the bark when he did this and he
broke the key in half. So now Bob was really mad because he would now never knew what one of
those keys was for. So he walked down the road with the single key in his hand thinking to
himself, "Man, I shouldn't have set my house on fire to begin with. That was stupid." Oh did
I forget to mention he was the one who set his house on fire? I'm sorry, I didn't think it was
that important at the time. And guess what, IT'S NOT! So, he continued his walk down Svenkins
road and he saw a door in the middle of it just sitting there. This had to be it. He walked up
towards the door, and just then a ValuJet airplane crashed on top of Bob instantly killing him.