About the Author Well, you wanted information about the author of this website, so here you go (this tends to be my favorite part of a website, because I get to talk about myself in 3rd person). Joshua Aaron Haskett (the one in red in the picture above) is an 18 year old bum who currently lives in Phoenix, Arizona with his mother, sister, brother, and nephew. He has no job, other than tormenting his family and wasting his life away on the internet, and he has no friends (unless you'd like to count all the voices in his head, the characters in Final Fantasy VII, and the people on the Palladium Mailing List). He does however (and god only knows how he got one) have a girlfriend named Rhonda (the woman in the pic) and a daughter camed Caitlyn Lee Haskett (can you guess which one is the daughter?). Him and Rhonda plan on getting married on July 15th, 1999, and having several (at least 6 more, if it's up to him) kids. His hobbies include playing video games (the Final Fantasy series is a favorite), watching anime (Macross Plus is his current favorite, barely besting Ninja Scroll), RPGs (Rifts is a current favorite, only slightly more liked than Mage: The Ascension), Drawing (pictures will be coming soon to this site), and Computers. His current goals are as follows: 1. Maintain a successful and healthy relationship with Rhonda until they get married. 2. Maintain a successful marraige after him and Rhonda get married. 3. Take good care of his daughter so she won't turn out to be a no good punk like him. 4. Become the host of "The Price is Right". 5. Prove to the world that Bill Gates truly is the antichrist. 6. Prove to everyone on the Palladium Mailing List that he really is 18 (and not 7 like they all think). 7. Legalize Marijuana, just so he can give it to elderly people and watch them make asses of themselves. That's about it. Weren't you glad you got to know me? Click here to return