What others are saying about Ask Dr. Zoidberg

Internet Surf, a site in Spanish, has a pretty good review.

Awards:

Ask Dr. Zoidberg received the Simpson's Suck Site award some time ago, but the site that explained the award and what it means doesn't seem to be operating any more. We here can only assume that Mr. Simpson was commenting on this site's ability to "suck up" the attention of our readers.

Hmmm, I thought there would be more entries when I started this feature. Oh well, I'll entertain you with some of my finely-honed comedic skills.

Two crabs scuttle into a bar. They fall over. *Rimshot*

Take my parasites. Please!

A lobster's sitting at a bar and he turns to the clam next to him and says, "Did you hear the one about the two piddocks in the brothel?" and the clam says, "I AM a piddock!" The lobster says, "That's okay, I'll tell you the joke really slow so you'll understand."

What's the first thing a squid does in the morning? Swims home.

On this planet, you're always looking for a fish dinner, on my planet, a fish is always looking to make you dinner.

On your planet the Nutcracker is a ballet, on my planet it's a weapon.

I went to a restaurant the other day and right by the front door, when you walk in, is a tank where you can pick your own date. What a planet!

I went to see Oceans 11, what a disappointment. There wasn't a single ocean in that movie.

How can you tell if a mollusk is in the mafia? It always clams up.

Two herpes viruses bore into a human's brain and crawl up to the bar. The first virus looks at the second one, who is stretching and groaning, and asks, "Stiff" and the second one says, "Nah, I'm just a little sore."