Magic: The Gathering(R)--Unglued(TM) Spoiler List
Wizards of the Coast, Inc.
(Released August 11, 1998)
Card Title: Ashnod's Coupon
Rarity: R
Card Type: Artifact
Cost: 0
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: T, Sacrifice Ashnod's Coupon: Target player gets you target drink.
Errata: You pay any costs for the drink.
Flavor Text: Limited time offer. Void where prohibited. Limit one per purchase.
Valid only in participating duels. This coupon is nontransferable
and invalid if shattered, crumbled, detonated, pillaged, or
otherwise disenchanted. Cash value less than 1/20 of a cent. Offer
not valid in Quebec, Rhode Island, or where prohibited by law or
the DCI.
Artist: Edward P. Beard, Jr.
Card Title: B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster)
Rarity: R
Card Type: Summon The Biggest, Baddest, Nastiest,
Cost:
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: You must play both B.F.M. cards to put
leaves play, sacrifice the other.
B.F.M. can be blocked only by three or
Flavor Text: "It was big. Really, really big. No, bigger
No, more. Look, we're talking krakens and
Artist: Douglas Shuler
Card Title: B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster)
Rarity: R
Card Type: Scariest Creature You'll Ever See
Cost: BBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
Pow/Tgh: 99/99
Card Text: B.F.M. into play. If either B.F.M. card
more creatures.
Flavor Text: than that. Even bigger. Keep going. More.
dreadnoughts for jewelry. It was big!"
-Arna Kennerud, skyknight
Artist: Douglas Shuler
Card Title: Blacker Lotus
Rarity: R
Card Type: Artifact
Cost: 0
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: T: Tear Blacker Lotus into pieces. Add four mana of any one color
to your mana pool. Play this ability as a mana source. Remove the
pieces from the game afterwards.
Flavor Text:
Artist: Christopher Rush
Card Title: Bronze Calendar
Rarity: U
Card Type: Artifact
Cost: 4
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Your spells cost 1 less to play as long as you speak in a voice
other than your normal voice.
If you speak in your normal voice, sacrifice Bronze Calendar.
Flavor Text: Every page holds a month, every date a numeral.
Artist: Melissa A. Benson
Card Title: Bureaucracy
Rarity: R
Card Type: Enchantment
Cost: 3UU
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Pursuant to subsection 3.1(4) of Richard's Rules of Order, during
the upkeep of each participant in this game of the Magic: The
Gathering trading card game (hereafter known as "PLAYER"), that
PLAYER performs all actions in the sequence of previously added
actions (hereafter known as "ACTION QUEUE"), in the order those
actions were added, then adds another action to the end of the
ACTION QUEUE. All actions must be simple physical or verbal actions
that a PLAYER can perform while sitting in a chair, without
jeopardizing the health and security of said PLAYER.
If any PLAYER does not perform all the prescribed actions in the
correct order, sacrifice Bureacuracy and said PLAYER discards his
or her complement of cards in hand (hereafter known as "HAND").
Flavor Text:
Artist: Mark Zug
Card Title: Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire
Rarity: R
Card Type: Enchantment
Cost: 3R
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Whenever any player taps a card, that player gives control of that
card to an opponent at end of turn.
If a player does not tap any nonland cards during his or her turn,
Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire deals 3 damage to that
player at end of turn.
Flavor Text:
Artist: Richard Kane Ferguson
Card Title: Cardboard Carapace
Rarity: R
Card Type: Enchant Creature
Cost: 5G
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: For each other Cardboard Carapace card you have with you, enchanted
creature gets +1/+1.
Errata: This does not count any Cardboard Carapace cards in play
that you control or in your graveyard, hand, or library.
Flavor Text:
Artist: Douglas Shuler
Card Title: Censorship
Rarity: U
Card Type: Enchantment
Cost: U
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: When Censorship comes into play, choose a [CENSORED] word.
Whenever any [CENSORED] player says the chosen [CENSORED] word,
Censorship deals 2 [CENSORED] damage to him or her.
Flavor Text: Editor's note: There were no suitable flavor text submissions
for this card.
Artist:
Card Title: Chaos Confetti
Rarity: C
Card Type: Artifact
Cost: 4
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: 4, T: Tear Chaos Confetti into pieces. Throw the pieces onto the
playing area from a distance of at least five feet. Destroy each
card in play that a piece touches. Remove the pieces from the game
afterwards.
Flavor Text: And you thought that was just an urban legend.
Artist: Mark Tedin
Card Title: Charm School
Rarity: U
Card Type: Enchant Player
Cost: 2W
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: When Charm School comes into play, choose a color and balance Charm
School on your head.
Prevent all damage to you of the chosen color.
If Charm School falls off your head, sacrifice Charm School.
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card Title: Checks and Balances
Rarity: U
Card Type: Enchantment
Cost: 2U
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Whenever any spell is played, counter that spell if each player, other
than the caster and his or her teammates, agrees to choose and discard
a card. Those players must discard those cards after agreeing.
Checks and Balances may be played only in a game with three or more
players.
Flavor Text:
Artist: David A. Cherry
Card Title: Chicken a la King
Rarity: R
Card Type: Summon Chicken
Cost: 1UU
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Card Text: Whenever a 6 is rolled on a six-sided die, put a +1/+1 counter on each
Chicken in play. (You may roll dice only when a card instructs you to.)
Tap a Chicken you control: Roll a six-sided die.
Flavor Text: During the Chicken Revolution, the king managed to keep his head while
the others - well, just ran around.
Artist: Mark Zug
Card Title: Chicken Egg
Rarity: C
Card Type: Summon Egg
Cost: 1R
Pow/Tgh: 0/1
Card Text: During your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. On a 6, sacrifice Chicken Egg
and put a Giant Chicken token into play. Treat this token as a 4/4 red
creature that counts as a Chicken.
Flavor Text: "That's a lotta nuggets."
-Jaya Ballard, task mage
Artist: Christopher Rush
Card Title: Clam Session
Rarity: C
Card Type: Summon Clamfolk
Cost: 1UU
Pow/Tgh: 2/5
Card Text: When Clam Session comes into play, choose a word.
During your upkeep, sing at least six words of a song, one of which must
be the chosen word, or sacrifice Clam Session. You cannot repeat a song.
Flavor Text: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl . . . ."
Artist: Randy Elliott
Card Title: Clambassadors
Rarity: C
Card Type: Summon Clamfolk
Cost: 3U
Pow/Tgh: 4/4
Card Text: If Clambassadors damages any player, choose an artifact, creature, or
land you control. That player gains control of that artifact, creature,
or land.
Flavor Text: "Sorry we shelled your village-here's some gold."
Artist: Randy Elliott
Card Title: Clam-I-Am
Rarity: C
Card Type: Summon Clamfolk
Cost: 2U
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Card Text: Whenever you roll a 3 on a six-sided die, you may reroll that die.
Flavor Text: The Clams down in Clamville
All scootered and skittled-
"The three is no more!"
The Clam fiddler fiddled.
Artist: Randy Elliott
Card Title: Clay Pigeon
Rarity: U
Card Type: Artifact Creature
Cost: 3
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Card Text: Flying
1, Throw Clay Pigeon into the air at least two feet above your head
while seated, Attempt to catch it with one hand: If you catch Clay
Pigeon, prevent all damage to you from any one source and return
Clay Pigeon to play, tapped. Otherwise sacrifice it.
Flavor Text:
Artist: D. Alexander Gregory
Card Title: Common Courtesy
Rarity: U
Card Type: Enchantment
Cost: 2UU
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Counter any spell unless its caster asks your permission to play
that spell. If you refuse permission, Sacrifice Common Courtesy
and counter the spell.
Flavor Text: "You didn't say the Magic word."
Artist: Mike Raabe
Card Title: Deadhead
Rarity: C
Card Type: Summon Zombie
Cost: 3B
Pow/Tgh: 3/3
Card Text: Put Deadhead into play. Use this ability only if any opponent loses
contact with his or her hand of cards and only if Deadhead is in
your graveyard.
Flavor Text: "I'm back from the Dead," the zombie moaned. "And they were far
out, man."
Artist: Daren Bader
Card Title: Denied!
Rarity: C
Card Type: Interrupt
Cost: U
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Play Denied! only as any opponent casts target spell. Name a card,
then look at all cards in that player's hand. If the named card is
in the player's hand, counter target spell.
Flavor Text: "Don't worry about it. It happens to every mage sooner or later."
Artist: Quinton Hoover
Card Title: Double Cross
Rarity: C
Card Type: Sorcery
Cost: 3BB
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Choose another player. Look at that player's hand and choose one of
those cards other than a basic land. He or she discards that card. At
the beginning of the next game with the player, look at the player's
hand and choose one of those cards other than a basic land. He or she
discards that card.
Flavor Text: "You're in for a nasty butt-kickin'."
Artist: Jeff Laubenstein
Card Title: Double Deal
Rarity: C
Card Type: Sorcery
Cost: 4R
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Choose another player. Double Deal deals 3 damage to that player now
and deals an additional 3 damage to the player at the beginning of the
next game with the player.
Flavor Text: "I'm facing defeat, . . ."
Artist: Edward P. Beard, Jr.
Card Title: Double Dip
Rarity: C
Card Type: Instant
Cost: 4W
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Choose another player. Gain 5 life now and an additional 5 life at the
beginning of the next game with that player.
Flavor Text: In a duel and taking a lickin' . . .
Artist: D. Alexander Gregory
Card Title: Double Play
Rarity: C
Card Type: Sorcery
Cost: 3GG
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Choose another player. Search your library for a basic land and put
that land into play. At the beginning of the next game with that player,
search your library for an additional basic land and put that land
into play. In both cases, shuffle your library afterwards.
Flavor Text: The wizard exclaimed, "I'm no chicken . . . ."
Artist: Phil Foglio
Card Title: Double Take
Rarity: C
Card Type: Instant
Cost: 3UU
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Choose another player. Draw two cards now and draw an additional two
cards at the beginning of the next game with that player.
Flavor Text: "But next time we meet, . . ."
Artist: Phil Foglio
Card Title: Elvish Impersonators
Rarity: C
Card Type: Summon Elves
Cost: 3G
Pow/Tgh: */*
Card Text: When you play Elvish Impersonators, roll two six-sided dice one after
the other. Elvish Impersonators comes into play with power equal to
the first die roll and toughness equal to the second.
Flavor Text: "Uh-hunh."
Artist: Phil Foglio
Card Title: Flock of Rabid Sheep
Rarity: U
Card Type: Sorcery
Cost: XGG
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Flip X coins; an opponent calls heads or tails. For each flip you
win, put a Rabid Sheep token into play. Treat these tokens as 2/2
green creatures that count as Sheep.
Flavor Text: And their bleating was like a wet salmon slapped upon the land -
slap! slap! slap!
Artist: Anthony S. Waters
Card Title: Forest
Rarity: C
Card Type: Land
Cost:
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: T: G
Flavor Text:
Artist: Terese Nielsen
Card Title: Fowl Play
Rarity: C
Card Type: Enchant Creature
Cost: 2U
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a 1/1 creature that
counts as a Chicken.
Flavor Text: "I feel like chicken tonight!"
Artist: Mark Poole
Card Title: Free-for-All
Rarity: R
Card Type: Enchantment
Cost: 3U
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: When Free-for-All comes into play, set aside all creatures in play,
face down.
During each player's upkeep, that player chooses a creature card at
random from those set aside in this way and puts that creature into
play under his or her control.
If Free-for-All leaves play, but each creature still set aside this
way into its owner's graveyard.
Flavor Text:
Artist: Phil Foglio
Card Title: Free-Range Chicken
Rarity: C
Card Type: Summon Chicken
Cost: 3G
Pow/Tgh: 3/3
Card Text: 1G: Roll two six-sided dice. If both die rolls are the same,
Free-Range Chicken gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number
rolled on each die. Otherwise, if the total rolled is equal to any
other total you have rolled this turn for Free-Range Chicken, sacrifice
it. (For example, if you roll two 3s, Free-Range Chicken gets +3/+3. If
you roll a total of 6 for Free-Range Chicken later in that turn,
sacrifice it.)
Flavor Text:
Artist: Mike Raabe
Card Title: Gerrymandering
Rarity: U
Card Type: Sorcery
Cost: 2G
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Remove all lands from play and shuffle them together. Randomly deal to
each player one land card for each land he or she had before. Each player
puts those lands into play under his or her control, untapped.
Flavor Text:
Artist: Doug Chaffee
Card Title: Get a Life
Rarity: U
Card Type: Instant
Cost: W
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Target player and each of his or her teammates exchange life totals.
Flavor Text: Gimme five! (Or whatever you got.)
Artist: Melissa A. Benson
Card Title: Ghazban Ogress
Rarity: C
Card Type: Summon Ogre
Cost: G
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Card Text: When Ghazban Ogress comes into play, the player who has won the most
Magic games that day gains control of it. If more than one player has
won the same number of games, you retain control of Ghazban Ogress.
Flavor Text:
Artist: Mike Raabe
Card Title: Giant Fan
Rarity: R
Card Type: Artifact
Cost: 4
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: 2, T: Move target counter from one card to another. If the second
card's rules text refers to any type of counters, the moved counter
becomes one of those counters. Otherwise, it becomes a +1/+1 counter.
Flavor Text: Only a villain would unleash a giant fan on anyone!
Artist: Randy Gallegos
Card Title: Goblin
Rarity: U
Card Type: (Token)
Cost:
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text:
Flavor Text:
Artist: Pete Venters
Card Title: Goblin Bookie
Rarity: C
Card Type: Summon Goblin
Cost: R
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Card Text: R, T: Reflip any coin or reroll any die.
Flavor Text: "Glok loved bets! He'd sit in the bar all night an' laugh an' laugh.
Hey - he still owes me."
-Squee, goblin casino hand
Artist: Phil Foglio
Card Title: Goblin Bowling Team
Rarity: C
Card Type: Summon Goblins
Cost: 3R
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Card Text: Whenever Goblin Bowling Team damages any creature or player, roll a
six-sided die. Goblin Bowling Team deals to that creature or player
additional damage equal to the die roll.
Flavor Text: Flog was out of his league - this game wasn't up his alley, but the
team couldn't spare him if he split.
Artist: Pete Venters
Card Title: Goblin Tutor
Rarity: U
Card Type: Instant
Cost: R
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Roll a six-sided die for Goblin Tutor. On a 1, Goblin Tutor has no
effect. Otherwise, search your library for the indicated card, reveal
that card to all players, and put it into your hand. Shuffle your
library afterwards.
2 - Any Goblin Tutor
3 - Any enchantment
4 - Any artifact
5 - Any creature
6 - Any sorcery, instant, or interrupt
Flavor Text:
Artist: Quinton Hoover
Card Title: Growth Spurt
Rarity: C
Card Type: Instant
Cost: 1G
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Roll a six-sided die. Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn,
where X is equal to the die roll.
Flavor Text: MORE TO LOVE: Friendly, nature-loving, Bunyonesque SEM seeks SEF
looking for a huge commitment.
Artist: Jeff Laubenstein
Card Title: Gus
Rarity: C
Card Type: Summon Gus
Cost: 2G
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Card Text: Gus comes into play with one +1/+1 counter on it for each game you
have lost to your opponent since you last won a Magic game against
him or her.
Flavor Text: "Now I lay me down to sleep - What are you starin' at?"
Artist: DiTerlizzi
Card Title: Handcuffs
Rarity: U
Card Type: Enchantment
Cost: 3BB
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Target player keeps both hands in contact with each other. If he or
she does not, sacrifice Handcuffs and that player sacrifices three
cards in play.
Flavor Text: "That was fun! Now me." -Gwendlyn Di Corci
Artist: Jeff Laubenstein
Card Title: Hungry Hungry Heifer
Rarity: U
Card Type: Summon Cow
Cost: 2G
Pow/Tgh: 3/3
Card Text: During your upkeep, remove a counter from any card you control or
sacrifice Hungry Hungry Heifer.
Flavor Text: Mooo.
Artist: Randy Gallegos
Card Title: Hurloon Wrangler
Rarity: C
Card Type: Summon Minotaur
Cost: 2R
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Card Text: Denimwalk (If defending player is wearing any clothing made of denim,
this creature is unblockable.)
Flavor Text: "Nothing comes between me and my Didgeridoos(TM)."
Artist:
Card Title: I'm Rubber, You're Glue
Rarity: R
Card Type: Enchantment
Cost: WW
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Speak only in rhyming sentences. If you do not, sacrifice I'm Rubber,
You're Glue.
Say "I'm rubber, you're glue. Everything bounces off me and sticks
to you": Target spell or ability, which targets only you, targets
another player of your choice instead. (The new target must be legal.)
Flavor Text:
Artist: Phil Foglio
Card Title: Incoming!
Rarity: R
Card Type: Sorcery
Cost: 4GGGG
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Each player searches his or her library for any number of artifacts,
creatures, enchantments, and lands and puts those cards into play. Each
player shuffles his or her library afterwards.
Flavor Text:
Artist: Quinton Hoover
Card Title: Infernal Spawn of Evil
Rarity: R
Card Type: Summon (Demon) Beast
Cost: 6BBB
Pow/Tgh: 7/7
Card Text: Flying, first strike
1B, Reveal Infernal Spawn of Evil from your hand, Say "It's coming!":
Infernal Spawn of Evil deals 1 damage to target opponent. Use this
ability only during your upkeep and only once each upkeep.
Flavor Text:
Artist: Ron Spencer
Card Title: Island
Rarity: C
Card Type: Land
Cost:
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: T: U
Flavor Text:
Artist: Daren Bader
Card Title: Jack-in-the-Mox
Rarity: R
Card Type: Artifact
Cost: 0
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: T: Roll a six-sided die for Jack-in-the-Mox. On a 1, sacrifice
Jack-in-the-Mox and lose 5 life. Otherwise, Jack-in-the-Mox has one
of the following effects. Treat this ability as a mana source.
2 - Add W to your mana pool.
3 - Add U to your mana pool.
4 - Add B to your mana pool.
5 - Add R to your mana pool.
6 - Add G to your mana pool.
Flavor Text:
Artist: Dan Frazier
Card Title: Jalum Grifter
Rarity: R
Card Type: Summon Legend
Cost: 3RR
Pow/Tgh: 3/5
Card Text: 1R, T: Put Jalum Grifter and two lands you control face down in
front of target opponent after revealing each card to him or her.
Then, rearrange the order of the three cards as often as you wish,
keeping them on the table at all times. That opponent then chooses
one of those cards. If a land is chosen, destroy target card in
play. Otherwise, sacrifice Jalum Grifter.
Flavor Text:
Artist: Phil Foglio
Card Title: Jester's Sombrero
Rarity: R
Card Type: Artifact
Cost: 2
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: 2, T, Sacrifice Jester's Sombrero: Look through target player's
sideboard and remove any three of those cards from it for the remainder
of the match.
Flavor Text: "ˇYo quiero Kormus Bell!"
Artist: Dan Frazier
Card Title: Jumbo Imp
Rarity: U
Card Type: Summon Imp
Cost: 2B
Pow/Tgh: 0/0
Card Text: Flying
When you play Jumbo Imp, roll a six-sided die. Jumbo Imp comes into
play with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the die roll.
During your upkeep, roll a six-sided die and put on Jumbo Imp a number
of +1/+1 counters equal to the die roll.
At the end of your turn, roll a six-sided die and remove from Jumbo
Imp a number of +1/+1 counters equal to the die roll.
Flavor Text:
Artist: Pete Venters
Card Title: Knight of the Hokey Pokey
Rarity: C
Card Type: Summon Knight
Cost: WW
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Card Text: First strike
1W, Do the Hokey Pokey (Stand up, wiggle your butt, raise your hands
above your head, and shake them wildly as you rotate 360 degrees):
Prevent all damage to Knight of the Hokey Pokey from any one source.
Flavor Text: That's what it's all about.
Artist: Kev Walker
Card Title: Krazy Kow
Rarity: C
Card Type: Summon Cow
Cost: 3R
Pow/Tgh: 3/3
Card Text: During your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. On a 1, sacrifice Krazy Kow
and it deals 3 damage to each creature and player.
Flavor Text: "I got your milk right here!"
Artist: Ron Spencer
Card Title: Landfill
Rarity: R
Card Type: Sorcery
Cost: 4R
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Choose a land type. Remove from play all lands of that type that you
control. Drop those cards, one at a time, onto the playing area from
a height of at least one foot. Destroy each card in play that is
completely covered by those cards. Then return to play, tapped, all
lands dropped in this way.
Flavor Text:
Artist: Daren Bader
Card Title: Lexivore
Rarity: U
Card Type: Summon Beast
Cost: 3W
Pow/Tgh: 2/3
Card Text: If Lexivore damages any player, destroy target card in play, other
than Lexivore, with the most lines of text in its text box.
(If more than one card has the most lines of text, you choose which
of those cards to destroy.)
Flavor Text: Plucking the chicken
- Elvish expression meaning "flinging the monkey"
Artist: Daniel Gelon
Card Title: Look at Me, I'm the DCI
Rarity: R
Card Type: Sorcery
Cost: 5WW
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Ban one card, other than a basic land, for the remainder of the match.
(For the remainder of the match, each player removes from the game all
copies of that card in play or in any graveyard, hand, library, or
sideboard.)
Flavor Text: Few understand the DCI's rigorous decision-making process.
Artist: Mark Rosewater
Card Title: Mesa Chicken
Rarity: C
Card Type: Summon Chicken
Cost: WW
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Card Text: Stand up, Flap your arms, Cluck like a chicken: Mesa Chicken gains
flying until end of turn.
Flavor Text: "Lo! lord of layers proudly comb-crested
Hero to hens father to feathers
Crowing sun-caller weaver of wattle
Elder to eggs."
- Rooster Saga
Artist: Kev Walker
Card Title: Mine, Mine, Mine!
Rarity: R
Card Type: Enchantment
Cost: 4GG
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: When Mine, Mine, Mine! comes into play, each player puts his or her
library into his or her hand. Each player skips his or her discard
phase and does not lose as a result of being unable to draw a card.
Each player cannot play more than one spell each turn.
If Mine, Mine, Mine! leaves play, each player shuffles his or her
hand and graveyard into his or her library.
Flavor Text:
Artist: Heather Hudson
Card Title: Mirror Mirror
Rarity: R
Card Type: Artifact
Cost: 7
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Mirror Mirror comes into play tapped.
7, T, Sacrifice Mirror Mirror: At end of turn, exchange life
totals with target player and exchange all cards in play that you
control, and all cards in your hand, library, and graveyard, with
that player until end of game.
Flavor Text:
Artist: "Illus. Kaja Foglio oilgoF ajaK .sullI"
Card Title: Miss Demeanor
Rarity: U
Card Type: Summon Lady of Proper Etiquette
Cost: 3W
Pow/Tgh: 3/1
Card Text: Flying, first strike
During each other player's turn, compliment that player on his
or her game play or sacrifice Miss Demeanor.
Flavor Text: Even war can be civil.
Artist: Matthew Wilson
Card Title: Mountain
Rarity: C
Card Type: Land
Cost:
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: T: R
Flavor Text:
Artist: Tom Wanerstrand
Card Title: Once More with Feeling
Rarity: R
Card Type: Sorcery
Cost: WWWW
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Remove Once More with Feeling from the game as well as all cards
in play and in all graveyards. Each player shuffles his or her hand
into her or his library, then draws seven cards. Each player's life
total is set to 10. DCI ruling: This card is restricted. (You cannot
play with more than one in a deck.)
Flavor Text:
Artist: Terese Nielsen
Card Title: Organ Harvest
Rarity: C
Card Type: Sorcery
Cost: B
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: You and your teammates may sacrifice any number of creatures. For
each creature sacrificed in this way, add BB to your mana pool.
Flavor Text: "Lucy, you've got some spleenin' to do."
Artist: Terese Nielsen
Card Title: Ow
Rarity: R
Card Type: Enchantment
Cost: B
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Whenever any creature damages a player, for each Ow card in play,
that player says "Ow" once or Ow deals 1 damage to him or her.
Flavor Text: Have you ever noticed how some flavor text has no relevance whatsoever
to the card it's on?
Artist: Edward P. Beard, Jr.
Card Title: Paper Tiger
Rarity: C
Card Type: Artifact Creature
Cost: 4
Pow/Tgh: 4/3
Card Text: Rock Lobsters cannot attack or block.
Flavor Text: The tiger is always quick to fold.
Artist: Heather Hudson
Card Title: Pegasus
Rarity: U
Card Type: (Token)
Cost:
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text:
Flavor Text:
Artist: Mark Zug
Card Title: Plains
Rarity: C
Card Type: Land
Cost:
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: T: W
Flavor Text:
Artist: Christopher Rush
Card Title: Poultrygeist
Rarity: C
Card Type: Summon Chicken
Cost: 2B
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Card Text: Flying
Whenever a creature is put into any graveyard from play, you
may roll a six-sided die. On a 1, sacrifice Poultrygeist. Otherwise,
put a +1/+1 counter on Poultrygeist.
Flavor Text: Farmer Brown never ate eggs again.
Artist: Daren Bader
Card Title: Prismatic Wardrobe
Rarity: C
Card Type: Sorcery
Cost: W
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Destroy target card that does not share a color with clothing worn
by its controller. You cannot choose an artifact or land card.
Flavor Text: "Spring in Dominaria means pastels!"
- Excerpt from Mage's Home Journal
Artist: D. Alexander Gregory
Card Title: Psychic Network
Rarity: R
Card Type: Enchantment
Cost: U
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Each player reveals the top card of his or her library to all other
players by continuously holding it against his or her forehead. This
does not allow a player to look at his or her own card. (That card
still counts as the top card of your library. Whenever you draw a
card, draw that one and replace it with the nect card of your library.)
Flavor Text:
Artist: Phil Foglio
Card Title: Ricochet
Rarity: U
Card Type: Enchantment
Cost: R
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Whenever any spell targets a single player, each player rolls a
six-sided die. That spell is redirected to the player or players with
the lowest die roll. If two or more players tie for the lowest die roll,
they reroll until there is no tie.
Flavor Text:
Artist: David A. Cherry
Card Title: Rock Lobster
Rarity: C
Card Type: Artifact Creature
Cost: 4
Pow/Tgh: 4/3
Card Text: Scissors Lizards cannot attack or block.
Flavor Text: Many take the lobster for granite.
Artist: Heather Hudson
Card Title: Scissors Lizard
Rarity: C
Card Type: Artifact Creature
Cost: 4
Pow/Tgh: 4/3
Card Text: Paper Tigers cannot attack or block.
Flavor Text: Nothing beats the lizard's shear power.
Artist: Heather Hudson
Card Title: Sex Appeal
Rarity: C
Card Type: Instant
Cost: W
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Prevent up to 3 damage total to any number of creatures and/or
players. If there are more players in the room of the opposite sex,
prevent up to 3 additional damage total to any number of creatures
and/or players.
Flavor Text:
Artist: Matthew Wilson
Card Title: Sheep
Rarity: U
Card Type: (Token)
Cost:
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text:
Flavor Text:
Artist: Kev Walker
Card Title: Soldier
Rarity: U
Card Type: (Token)
Cost:
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text:
Flavor Text:
Artist: Daren Bader
Card Title: Sorry
Rarity: U
Card Type: Enchantment
Cost: UU
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Before playing any spell, if a copy of that spell card is in any
graveyard, the spell's caster may say "Sorry." If he or she does not,
any other player may counter the spell by saying "Sorry" as it is cast.
If any player says "Sorry" at any other time, Sorry deals 2 damage to
that player.
Flavor Text:
Artist: Kaja Foglio
Card Title: Spark Fiend
Rarity: R
Card Type: Summon Beast
Cost: 4R
Pow/Tgh: 5/6
Card Text: When Spark Fiend comes into play, roll two six-sided dice. On a total
of 2, 3, or 12, sacrifice Spark Fiend. On a total of 7 or 11, do not
roll dice for Spark Fiend during any of your following upkeep phases.
If you roll any other total, note it.
During your upkeep, roll two six-sided dice. On a total of 7, sacrifice
Spark Field. If you roll the noted total, do not roll dice for Spark
Fiend during any of your following upkeep phases. On any other roll,
there is no effect.
Flavor Text:
Artist: Pete Venters
Card Title: Spatula of the Ages
Rarity: U
Card Type: Artifact
Cost: 4
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: 4, T, Sacrifice Spatula of the Ages: Put into play from your hand any
card from an Unglued supplement.
Flavor Text: At last Urza's powers were focused through the incredible artifact.
"Who wants pancakes?" he asked.
Artist: Melissa A. Benson
Card Title: Squirrel
Rarity: U
Card Type: (Token)
Cost:
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text:
Flavor Text:
Artist: Ron Spencer
Card Title: Squirrel Farm
Rarity: R
Card Type: Enchantment
Cost: 2G
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: 1G: Choose a card in your hand. Covering the artist's name, reveal
the card to target player. If that player cannot name the artist,
reveal the artist's name and put a Squirrel token into play. Treat
this token as a 1/1 green creature.
Flavor Text: "And the ignorant shall fall to the squirrels."
- Chip 2: 54
Artist: Ron Spencer
Card Title: Strategy, Schmategy
Rarity: R
Card Type: Sorcery
Cost: 1R
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Roll a six-sided die for Strategy, Schmategy. On a 1, Strategy, Schmategy
has no effect. Otherwise, it has one of the following effects.
2 - Destroy all artifacts.
3 - Destroy all lands.
4 - Strategy, Schmategy deals 3 damage to each creature and player.
5 - Each player discards his or her hand, and draws seven cards.
6 - Roll the die two more times.
Flavor Text:
Artist: Daniel Gelon
Card Title: Swamp
Rarity: C
Card Type: Land
Cost:
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: T: B
Flavor Text:
Artist: Mark Zug
Card Title: Team Spirit
Rarity: C
Card Type: Instant
Cost: 2G
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: All creatures controlled by target player and his or her teammates
get +1/+1 until end of turn.
Flavor Text: Due to some late-night partying, the chicken missed the group photo.
Artist: Terese Nielsen
Card Title: Temp of the Damned
Rarity: C
Card Type: Summon Zombie
Cost: 2B
Pow/Tgh: 3/3
Card Text: When you play Temp of the Damned, roll a six-sided die. Temp of the
Damned comes into play with a number of funk counters on it equal
to the die roll.
During your upkeep, remove a funk counter from Temp of the Damned
or sacrifice Temp of the Damned.
Flavor Text: "Not the graveyard shift again!"
Artist:
Card Title: The Cheese Stands Alone
Rarity: R
Card Type: Enchantment
Cost: 4WW
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: If you control no cards in play other than The Cheese Stands Alone
and have no cards in your hand, you win the game.
Flavor Text: The meat, on the other hand, has frequent visitors.
Artist: Randy Elliott
Card Title: The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast(R) Customer Service
Rarity: U
Card Type: Sorcery
Cost: XYZRR
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast(R) Customer Service
deals X damage to each of Y target creatures and Z target players.
Flavor Text: Mon.-Fri. 9: 00 A.M.-8: 00 P.M. Pacific (206) 624-0933
Artist: Melissa A. Benson
Card Title: Timmy, Power Gamer
Rarity: R
Card Type: Summon Legend
Cost: 2GG
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Card Text: 4: Put a creature into play from your hand.
Flavor Text: "Just wait till I get my Leviathan . . . ."
Artist: Edward P. Beard, Jr.
Card Title: Urza's Contact Lenses
Rarity: U
Card Type: Artifact
Cost: 0
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Urza's Contact Lenses comes into play tapped and does not untap during
its controller's untap phase.
All players play with their hands face up.
Clap your hands twice: Tap or untap Urza's Contact Lenses.
Flavor Text:
Artist: David A. Cherry
Card Title: Urza's Science Fair Project
Rarity: U
Card Type: Artifact Creature
Cost: 6
Pow/Tgh: 4/4
Card Text: 2: Roll a six-sided die for Urza's Science Fair Project.
1 - It gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
2 - It deals no combat damage this turn.
3 - Attacking does not cause it to tap this turn.
4 - It gains first strike until end of turn.
5 - It gains flying until end of turn.
6 - it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Artist: Phil Foglio
Card Title: Volrath's Motion Sensor
Rarity: U
Card Type: Enchant Player
Cost: B
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: When Volrath's Motion Sensor comes into play, choose target hand
controlled by an opponent. Enchanted player balances Volrath's
Motion Sensor on the back of that hand.
If Volrath's Motion Sensor falls off the hand, sacrifice Volrath's
Motion Sensor and that player loses 3 life.
Artist: Mark Tedin
Card Title: Zombie
Rarity: U
Card Type: (Token)
Cost:
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text:
Artist: Christopher Rush
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