The Star Wars Trilogy: wholesome family entertainment or interstellar filth? Read these lines - actually taken from the movies - and you decide! For extra effect, try reading them in a sultry voice. And take your clothes off first.
"Ah yes, a Jedi's weapon. Much like your father's." - Emperor Palpatine, savouring the moment as he meets his new 'apprentice'. (ROTJ)
"There's an awful lot of moisture in here." - Han Solo to Princess Leia, while exploring a mysterious cavern. (ESB)
"Get in there you big furry oaf. I don't care what you smell." - Han Solo to Chewie, just before the big guy dives in. To the trash compactor on the Death Star. (SW)
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!" - The ever-spunky Princess Leia to her new-found men-friends.
"Back door, eh? Good idea." Scoundrel Han Solo considers an alternative form of entry with his cuddly Ewok chums. (ROTJ)
"Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!" C-3PO, embarrassed at the way he has disappointed his master. (SW)
"I have felt it." Darth Vader, 'apparently' referring to a disturbance in The Force. (ESB)
"Look at the size of that thing." Wedge, startled by the enormous proportions of something we could mention, but won't. (SW)
"You've got something jammed in here real good." (SW) Innocent farmboy Luke Skywalker, while 'cleaning out' R2-D2's 'ports'.
"Size matters not! Judge me by my size do you?" (ESB) Yoda, peddling the same argument he's been having in Dagobah night clubs for the last 900 years. (ROTJ)
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