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The Haunted Hotel Room
There once was a very muscular man who
walked into a hotel. He said can I have a hotel room please
the desk person said yes as long as you don't open the blue
closet door. The man said fine. So he goes up to his room
and heres when I get you I'm going to eat you. so he runs
down the hall and jumps out the window. This keeps hapening
for about a week until a old lady walks in and asks for a
room the man at the desk says sure as long as you don't open
the blue closet door. the lady says fine so she gets to the
room and she heres when I get you I am going to eat you. So
she opens the closet door but there's nothing in it then she
looks behind the couch and sees a little boy picking his
nose and saying when I get you I am going to eat you!
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