No one deserves the all-time TieMaster ranking more than Stewie Griffin. This one year old baby on the show Family Guy is an absolute beast when it comes to tying people up. His tie-ups have been varied, and well executed. He prefers to use rope, and does it well. Stewie Griffin has tied up a variety of victims also, including a cheerleader, a frat boy, a bully, and his entire family. He has a total of of 8 tie-ups altogether, which puts him at the top of the list. Also, he has never been tied, so there are no deductions from this number. The fact that he is only a baby and is tying up all these people that are bigger and/or older than him also contributes to his #1 ranking. Let us make this clear: STEWIE GRIFFIN IS THE ALL-TIME TIEMASTER, HANDS DOWN!
Taking the number two spot on the TieMaster Rankings is Victor LaRue from Walker, Texas Ranger. LaRue has made a total of 8 tie-ups also, but most of these were not of the quality of Stewie Griffin's. Rope was used in 4 of the tie-ups, while duct tape was used in 3, and chains were used in one. LaRue has mastered the Bed Tie-Up position, tying both the all-time Protieganist and Walker in this position. Surprisingly, he has only used a gag in one of his tie-ups, but one is enough to make you a TieMaster as long as you have the other credentials Victor LaRue has. LaRue's tyings are also very funny for the most part, and rightfully so, he is number two on the list.
Coming in at number three is Sideshow Bob from The Simpsons. Let's face it people, this guy is nothing short of a TieMaster. He has tied every member of the Simpson family at least once, and has gotten one of them numerous times. He prefers to use rope and uses it very well. In one episode he even ties the Simpsons' cat and dog! In other words, he chooses to tie things that don't even need tied! Sideshow Bob obviously has a passion for tying people/things up, and this is one of the things that is a quality almost all TieMasters posess. Bob also usually ties his victims in the sitting position, tied to a chair of some sort. The only thing keeping Sideshow Bob from being ranked higher is that his victim list isn't varied enough, and his tying positions could use more variation also. Nevertheless, he is great at what he does, earning him his number three ranking.
