Mr. Chain's
"SECRET CELEBRITY"
FEMALE ARMPIT CONTESTS

This is the place where you can express your preferences in regard to the Female Armpit. Down below you will find various polls where you can choose your favortie pits from both "real women" as well as celebrities and also express your preference in the various opinion polls, all on your the subject of the female armpit. So VOTE OFTEN (as often as once per day for as long as the polls run) and have fun! Also feel free to make suggestions as to what you would like to see in future polls by writing to me at tieherup0@yahoo.com.

All open polls are shown below. You can vote once per day!

4 NEW "SECRET CELEBRITY ARMPIT" Contests results posted on 17 April 2009!
CLICK HERE TO SEE THE RESULTS!

3 "Secret Celebrity Armpit" polls closed on Feb 18, 2009! 3 "Secret Celebrity Armpit" polls closed on Jan 9, 2009!
5 new "Secret Celebrity Armpit" polls closed on Oct 29, 2008!
CLICK HERE! To see the latest "Secret Celebrity Armpit" standings!


Results of 4 "SECRET CELEBRITY ARMPIT" Contests now posted!
New Polls coming soon!


DON'T FORGET TO CAST YOUR VOTES IN THE
ARMPIT OPINION POLLS FURTHER DOWN BELOW


To see the results of ALL previous polls CLICK HERE!
To see the Secret Celebrity Armpit Standings CLICK HERE!

And to check out lots more glorious female armpits .....
GO TO MR. CHAIN'S TRIBUTE TO THE FEMALE ARMPIT!


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Results of the latest "SECRET CELEBRITY" armpit contest posted on Nov. 14, 2007!
To see the outcome CLICK HERE!


To see the Secret Celebrity Armpit Standings CLICK HERE!


ARMPIT OPINION POLLS
(Click on pics for a larger view)
Below are pics of 2 very different armpits. Which one do you prefer?

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Which armpit do you prefer?
Armpit on the left Armpit on the right   








What texture do you prefer in an armpit?
Smooth texture devoid of lines, wrinkles, creases.
Slightly textured with a hint of some shallow lines, wrinkles or creases.
Textured with deep and obvious lines, wrinkles or creases.
  
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What color do you prefer in an armpit?
Deep, rich, tanned color.
A pinkish tone.
Pale, visibly lighter tone than the surroundng skin.
  
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How much depth do you prefer in an armpit?
A deep, hollow cavity.
Enough depth to allow for some contours, but not overly deep.
A shallow, relatively flat surface.
  
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How much "elasticity" do you prefer in an armpit?
Firm, taut skin.
Soft yet slightly "springy".
Pliant, malleable, yields to the touch.
  
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If you have two or more sutiable armpits to go head-to-head against each other, please E-MAIL ME !
Have any ideas for a new poll? Send me an e-mail!

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