Quotes

CTI

"I know this is going to sound stupid but, what the hell are cooties?" -- Mari

"I'm not a ten, I'm a twenty. Are you a twenty?" -- Tool Safety

North Carolina

"Water, water, washer, washer" -- Mari

"It usually hurts when I cut myself" --Tanya

"I always wave at that scarecrow because I think its a scarecrow" -- Tanya

"I'll hold it and you whack it" -- Dustin

"I shook my moneymaker" -- Colin

"ahh...the sound of the toilet flushing, it's like angels singing" mari

"I don't ever want to hear my name and right size together in a sentence again" Mari

"Oh Mylanta!" Tanya

"Bad times are like gas, best passed" uncle Jesse

"That's why Dustin is always so happy" meg in response to uncle Jesse

"Want to hear a good story?...while you were gone I put lotion on my butt" Mari

South Carolina

"Whatever blows your skirt up" Burrell

Spring Break

"Wouldn't it be funny if tigers had guns?" -- Mari at the Museum of Natural History in DC

Tennessee

"Check yes or no" cris in a note to misty

"Call the big guy and tell him to bring his big thing" vista at Lafollette

"Get away poison ivy weirdoes" Elisé

"y'all like tang?!"