El Guapo: Are Gringos falling from the sky?!
Jefe: Yes, El Guapo.
Mr. Flugelman: Do you know what "nada" means?
Ned: Isn't that a light chicken gravy?
Mexican girl: Which one do you like?
Other Mexican girl: I like the one that's not so smart.
Mexican girl: Which one is that?
Bartender: We don't have beer. Just tequila.
Ned Niederlander: What's tequila?
Bartender: Uh, it's like beer.
Jefe: We have stuffed many pinatas for your birthday celebration!
El Guapo: How many pinatas?
Jefe: Many pinatas, many!
El Guapo: Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?
Jefe: Yes, El Guapo. You have a plethora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?
Rosita: I was thinking later, you could kiss me on the veranda.
Dusty Bottoms: Lips would be fine.
Lucky Day: Hold it El Guapo! Or I'll fill you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil!
El Guapo: WHAT do you MEAN?
Lucky Day: I don't know.
Dusty Bottoms: What is it doing here?
Ned Nederlander: I think it's a male plane.
Dusty Bottoms: How can you tell?
Ned Nederlander: Didn't you notice its little balls?