THE ASYLuM YOuNG BLoODs
TaUNting THEm Will OnLY MakE TheM THiNK They'RE GETtiNG STRonGer
When In FAcT THEY'Re aS WeAK As SHiT

SYrANAcioS HONdACHow
RiNG-LeaDEr ANd aLL-ROunD GoOFBall

One of the founding fathers of THE ASYLuM. Only went to THE ASYLuM as a dare from his friends.  Went in normal and was engulfed by the atmosphere around it he eventually went loopy after 3 minutes.
In 1995, became Ray Martin's "special" friend which gained him national exposure and his own talk show "CHATTING WITH 'CHOW". The show  only lasted till the first commercial till it was ripped off the air. The fact that 'Chow  set fire to the audience was the main factor.
Needless to say he's now doing fine in THE ASYLuM.

bOOBieS "juSt caLL mE p3mEK" O'LeaRY
SuiCIdaL OnE anD aLL-ROunD GoOFBall

Boobies first came to THE ASYLuM as a baby wrapped up in old newspaper, just like fish and chips.  Was fed by Lactating Larry 8 times a day for 17 years. For some reason can't work out why he is suicidal.
3 times a day he is allowed out of his padded cell and into the backyard where he ties jumper-leads from car batteries to his testicles.
Has also been rumoured to be romantically linked with Cindy Crawford.
He has his own website: click him for the link to take you there.
I must admit for a guy with no arms he has done well on the site.
He is currently doing fine in THE ASYLuM participating in the Table-Tennis ASYLuM Championships.

4 TiT BiTCh KAteY SYtCh
HYpeR CoLOur AnD aLL-ROunD GoOFBall

4TBKS first arrived at THE ASYLuM in 1996. By looking at her she gives off the notion she is a warm and gentle woman. But underneath that hyper-colour exterior is a tortured and twisted mind and soul.
Over 4.5 billion dollars has gone into extensive medical research to find out why 4TBKS is hyper-colour. Well, after 3 years and 4.5 billion dollars later, the tests showed.......she was just born like that.
She is now residing in East Wing of  THE ASYLuM

LAcTatiNG LArRy
rEtaRD AnD aLL-ROunD GoOFBall

Lactating Larry the oldest of the 'Bloods first arrived at THE ASYLuM in 1974. For 26 years now he walks the halls and court-yard of THE ASYLuM and squirts his nipples at anyone in his way.
A very simple "man", he keeps to himself an awful lot. Is a very helpful hand in the kitchen, and when always lend a nipple or two when the milk has run out.
Is now residing in the basement of THE ASYLuM.

CoRPOraL PotSie FONzAreLLi
WarDen AnD aLL-ROunD GoOFBall

"Fonz" as he is known around the wards has been the administrator at THE ASYLuM for 13 years now.
Is just as loopy as those who "belong" in THE ASYLuM. Thinks he dropped the world's largest fart that took out the dinosaurs, thinks he fought in The Crusades in the 1400's, World War One and Two, and reckons he just got back from a Tour Of Duty in East Timor.
Has a crazy "fetish" for the Happy Days tv show, but didn't like the Arena Mega Musical because "Craig McLaughlin is just not Henry Winkler as The Fonz".
Lives in the first door on the right at THE ASYLuM.