RAMBLING MAN
ASSORTED MUMBLINGS, RUMORS , AND BIZZARE OBSERVATIONS
1/25/2005 Posty notes (same old crap from other places - puns puns puns  )
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lumbering puns bumbling nuns
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an offbeat pun post
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SUICIDE BY COP
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TaNGerine  DREAM

7/24/2004.
People rarely ask me, anymore, "If you could be anybody else, who would you be?".
I hate that question.
I couldn't handle the responsibility of being somebody else, especially another slacker.

While watching the movie
Starship troopers
I eventually find myself rooting for the bugs. The humans scare me
with their easy, unquestioning  acceptence of a authority and propaganda.

I was just thinking about the tour de france, and how much better it would be
if the riders all had to use those little Razor scooters...

7/3/200
4. It's a known fact;
>Sacajawea would not accept American Express.

>There are no kinky fetishes involving role playing an IRS agent
.
It's just way too sick
.

>Astrology causes canc
er,

>You can't always get what you wan
t.
Unless you want crap
.

>Junk Mail is always prepaid but paying bills usually requires a stamp.

They can't bother to add it to the bil
l.

>In Video stores that Maria Carrey movie can sometimes be found next t
o "A glimpse of hell".

>A number of famous actors and comedians come from Canada
,
where they would otherwise be hunted down and killed.