| Nick's Page |
| Welcome to the new & improved |
| Can You Feel the Magic? |
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| Behold the cows. |
| Introduction into madness - Well, here you are, you poor lost little soul, you. Velcome to my vonderful page! Erm... something... Anyway, I know you probably think I'm crazy or maybe just stupid... or both... in any case, I don't really care. This is me. What's that? You don't like me. Fuck you. No seriously, fuck you. Here's the damned table of contents, you ungrateful sunsa bitches. |
| - my online account of my life. (CAUTION: extraordinarily boring) |
| - The news that is newer than old. |
| - You figure it out. |
| - A few strange little expressions of mine. |
| Sign my Guestbook! |
| - Links to other pages. Duh. |
| - List of things I find totally awesome. |
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| - Things to do when you're bored. |
| - My idea of the meaning of life. |
| - Learn a lesson or two from my heartwarming tales. |
| Latest Update - April 3rd, 2003 |
| God damnit! |