Welcome To My Website Ladies
Steven Perkoff
Let me introduce myself
Hello ladies, my name is Steve.
Let me tell you my hobbies
Hello ladies, I like to play chess, and chat with ladies on the internet.
Let me tell you my stats
I'm 5 feet 6 inches tall, I weigh 135 lbs.  I have brown eyes and I wear glasses, I am told I am cute, would you agree?
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My Online Diary
1-11-01
I was chatting on the internet with a lady today, she lives 3 hours away from me, we set up a meeting, I drove all the way there and knocked on the door, A FAT GUY ANSWERED THE DOOR.  I asked if Julie(that was her name) was there.  The guy said no Julie lived there.  I got in my car and drove the 3 hours back home.  I just got here now.  When I got here she was still on so I messaged her, she told me she was just messing with me and that I was pathetic for trying to "hook up" with a girl from the internet, and that I got what I deserved.
1-14-01
Today, I met this girl on chat named I_Suck_if_you_pay, well I took her up on the offer, I went to the address she gave me which at least wasn't 3 hours away this time.  And guess the heck what?  She wasn't who she said she was either, I just got out of jail, I had to have my mom pick me up.
1-15-01
Well I have decided to give up on trying to get ladies on the internet, it just never works out.
2-13-01
I got a job today, after 19 months of not having a job I finally have a job.
2-29-01
This job is starting to piss me off, this girl I work with called me a wacko today.  I was so sad I took my break.  I went into my car and cried.  Ladies I'm a sensitive guy, if you like sensitive guys I'm the guy for you.  I'm not ashamed to cry.
3-19-01
Today I had a really rude customer, I'm in charge of putting the chesse on the cheeseburgers so I put a little bit more than chesse on Mr. Rudes cheeseburger, thats right, I spit on it.
3-22-01
Theres a new guy at work, I've been here over a month and no ones even asked me my name, all the suddan this new guy is here and they are all nice to him.
3-28-01
Today I had off of work, so I was chatting with some ladies on the internet.  I know I told you I wouldn't, but I did.  I arranged to meet her.  She was a 45 year old woman and told me she would rock my world.  I got there and she was quite a large woman.  I asked her to suck my dick, and she told me thats not the way to talk to a lady, she kicked me out.  WHY CAN'T THINGS EVER WORK FOR ME???
4-20-01
Theres a new girl at work, her names Penny, she is nice, she asked me my name today.
4-22-01
Theres a rumor going around work that Penny is having sex with that new guy I told you about awhile ago.  I thought she was different.
5-18-01
Well Penny never even says hi to me anymore, I'm really sad.
9-19-01
I've been away for awhile.  I tried to kill my self on May 19th.  I got taken to this place downtown and they finally let me out today. 
9-22-02
Just got outta the hospital, this time after a year.  I am never going to try to kill my welf again.
9-23-02
My mom gave me $20.00 to buy some food while her and my dad were outta town.  I didn't use the money for food.  I went to the porno shop and rented some pornos.  While I was paying some kids I went to school with walked in.  They walked past and I could here them talking about me, than as I was leaving they called me Steven Jerkoff.  This was my nickname in High School, see my last name kinda rhymes with Jerkoff.  They were like "Hey now we know why he has that nickname STEVEN JERKOFF!!!!"  They yelled it really loud.
9-29-02
Remember those pornos I rented?  Well I copied them onto a video tape, my mom was "cleaning" aka SNOOPING AROUND.  And she found the tape.  She called me downstairs and it was playing on the tv.  She said "WHAT IS THIS?"  I didn't say anything.  She called me a jerkoff and told me she didn't want to see my face.
10-11-02
All my family was over today for my Grandma's birthday, they were all looking at me crazy.  I think my mom told them about my porno tape.
10-25-02
I got a job again.  I've been there for a whole week now.  The people don't like me here either.
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