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 Thanks to Jake C. Dawg and Gene White. Yo, yo, you! I was supposed to finally have acquired a new, non-crappy-as-fuck computer by now, but that's been delayed for a while. The worseing status of my oldie current computer limits me a bit when it comes to stuff like graphics, and just about any work I do on it is a bit slooooooowwwwwww. Thus, no new Hunk of the Week, as was planned, and version 2.0 of the JF'N Search Terms will wait for at least a few days. And I didn't have time to do a Notes from the Ross Report this week either. Ain't I the underachieving bum. BUT. There *is* a very deep-probing interview made by a WWF.com writer that I've managed to acquire. Now, it was published on the WWF site as well, of course, but I assure you, the version I have is the original transcript. So go read it: Trish Stratus tells all. ALSO. There's a new edition of the Mailbag, with the issue of one Eric S. being brought up, along with some other stuff. By the way, I've recently found out that Eric wouldn't piss on me if I was on fire (in his own highly original words). I don't take too much offense, however, because I believe it might simply be due to some problem with his prostate. He's an old man, you know. Now, I'll be off. Lizzater, and feedback is appreciated. /Mr. JF FINALLY, the JF has COME BACK... to the world wide web. After a brief little coma of four or five months, there's a new update. First of all, thankee-sai to those who have-mailed me in the past months, even if the mail might not have gotten through. I've been a bit sloppy emptying out the mailbox, so it's been over the limit a lot of the time. Anyway, I don't have access to my regular crappy computer right now, so I'm writing this on another crappy computer. This one doesn't have a worthwhile graphics program I'm familiar with, so this is an update completely free of new funkay graphics. I hope everyone can endure. What is here, on the other hand, is a brand new Notes from the Ross Report. You'd think that with some five months of pent up material, it'd be a real awesome edition of never-before seen magnitude, but it's actually pretty run-of-the-mill. Sorry. More importantly, then, are the two little looks back at 2001, a landmark year which certainly changed the world-scene completely and drastically. What with the JF'N ShopZone and People's Panda and such. First of all there's the Year in Notes 2001 [link corrected!], with a collection of quotes from last year's NftRR. Go read that. Second, I put on the retrospectacles and look back on all the TWJFNS-related developments of 2001 via the (Half-)Year in Review [link corrected!]. Cranksylvania, poultry inspectors threatening lawsuits, grand theft panda. You name it, it's all in there. So go read that as well. That's all for now. I expect to be back with a new chapter of the JF'N Search Terms as well as a new Hunk of the Week within a few days. But no guarantees, as usual... /Mr. JF Monday's Update: Recycling center. He-hey. Faithful reader: I was supposed to have a brand spanking new Notes from the Ross Report for you here, but I had a fairly busy weekend, and unexpected stuff got in the way for me to finish it today. Thing is, I (Mr. JF, that is) am moving, so I'll be without permanent Internet hookup for two weeks or so, as it looks now. I didn't have time to finish the NftRR (going to bed directly after making this update; Gotta be up real early tomorrow), but I figured I needed something. So, what I did was recycle some other NftRRs that were unfinished for various reasons -- different sorts of stuff came in the way, such as my Internet connection going kaplooie or just simply life intervening. These ones that I actually started to write but didn't finish are, along with this week's unfinished one, collected here in Unfinished Business. Read it, if you like. Now, I'm off for a while. I'll get back with you in due time -- some changes may (or may not; as usual I don't really know about things) be in store. /Mr. JF Tuesday's Update: Besides the obvious perks of being webmaster of a pro-wrestling site -- the fame, the fortune, the sex-crazed female groupies -- there's also little things to brighten up your day. One of these things is the statistics feature on Geocities that logs search terms people have used to find this site. I've brought it up before, but now it's all chronicled in one single piece: The JF'N Search Terms. Go read. Also, I've added another site to the List of Links, put up three pictures (two smutty ones, plus the People's Panda above) in the JF'N Pictures, and made no less than three new Banners. Check it, yo. By the way, I made mention of a piece called WWF SlutDown! a while back. That one has been postponed a bit, as the WWF/WCW/ECW women's ranks have been shaken around a bit. I'm planning another piece that is sure to revolutionize Internet wrestling columns, but when it goes up has to do with how much time I'll have in upcoming days, so no promises. Keep checking the page. Send me feedback and stuff, that's always appreciated -- and gives you the opportunity to become a local hero by appearing in the Mailbag. /Mr. JF |
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