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Hello and welcome to this tribute to Shotts! As you can see a lot of effort has gone into the design of this page. An amount of effort which truely reflects the importance of Shotts to the people who live there and the world as a whole.

Shotts was formed over 500 years ago on a small shit heap in the central belt (scum belt) of Scotland. Shotts has come a long way since those hallowed shit heap days and is now a fully fledged toilet.

As you can see from the picture behind Shotts has a lot to offer. The only way that this beauty can be fully appreciated is to come and visit the place yourself!

From the moment you step off of the train (yes Shotts does have a train station, its the only real way out) you will be overwhelmed at the sheer volume of broken buckfast bottles and various multi-coloured capped types waiting at the station to welcome you. (that is before they hit you with the bottle and take your money.)

Oh yes! Shotts is a lovely place that should be enjoyed by all!


Disclaimer: The creator of this website accepts absolutely no responsibility for anything that may happen to people who actually do visit this place.
comments?
Click for some links that would interest Shotts types!
"history" - yeh right
Wee mad pictures man.