Story of life
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The Bleets
This web site is a lot like moss, give it time and it will begin to grow on you.

Note: I'm not gonna stop fixing this site until it's good... or until i die, whichever comes first.

Anyway, let's begin. You might wana close your door and put a cupboard or something infront of it so that nobody disturbs you (or if you're rich put your locks on... but lets face it, if you were rich you probably woodn't be on this site, you'd probably be on ebay or somit buying all kinds of crazy items like toboggans and sausages.) But I digress. Who want's to hear some cool stuff? you at the back? ok.

You can check out some stories that ive recently heard from the likes of thomathy or woody the woodmobeeeal. After reading a few, why not place an order.
Order before 24/12/2004 and get this free hands free kit for your cellular phone. it's american.
STORIES OF LIFE
Real Good Porn
More porn to increase web traffic for this site
Pictures of people cooler than you
The Mighty Boosh
Errr, pictures of people less cooler than you
Pictures of you?
"Quote me happy!"
About the creator of this web-site
Random Rap: Ghetto like spaghettios
Hands off
He doesn't know yet but 'my' name is Tom CraZyASs Thorby
err...Tom CraZyASs Thorby
Name:
a hands off production
Tom/Pat
iatemyownhands@hotmail.com
Email:
Newest Story:
1)
Fuck Off Pete!
2) Ramblings
3) Read this and DIE!
4) Cement King
Mwah!
more stories at this magical place -  O
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Some more much needed information!
New characters recently added to the site:

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Andy Pandy a.k.a. Andrew 'Wankstain' Shutler
-Woodsie a.k.a. Elliott 'Wankstain' Woods

-Meat Head a.k.a. Jack 'Wankstain' Palczewski

- Sexy Pat a.k.a. Pat 'The Don' McCafferty

C
oming soon:
-Jumbo nose a.k.a. John 'Wankstain' Graby

and finally, all the way from the land of Goa:
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Small eyes a.k.a. Alex 'Cockface' Coutinho
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