1. "I don't have anything to do."
2. "Nelson's my best friend."
3. "*corny smile* Whatever you want, boss."
4. "Oh, I'm early."
5. "I need to work-out more."
6. "Juvie Hall? Where's that?"
7. "Slow down!"
8. "Ah! Dana! Max! Help!"
9. "Look, Batman!"
10. "Too bad about Blight."
11. "There's this guy—I think he's a guy—who goes out at night wearing black spandex, black ears, and a mask. What a freak job!"
12. "Bruce Wayne?"
13. "Of course I've never been in a fight."
14. "Sure, mom, I'll do extra chores."
15. "Slagged? Why should I be? I got plenty of sleep last night."
16. (in regards to the Batsuit) "That? I am not wearing that!"
17. "Here's yer pizza chief." Oh…wait!
18. "Are these pants too tight?"
19. "Wow! No one's ever tried to kill me before."
20. "Cool cars, schway babes, loads'a creds, just the way Terry likes it."
21. "E-mail?"
22. "Batman who?"
23. "Dana's never yelled at me, never."
24. "Grounded? Huh, wonder what that's like."
25. "I don't think black's a good color for me."
26. "When I grow up, I want to be just like Bruce Wayne!"
27. "Hassle? Why would my job be a hassle?"
28. "I'm quitting!"
29. "A Bata-what?"
30. "Flying cars? No way!"
31. "I'll never be caught dead on a cycle."
32. "Ah! Bats!"
33. "This lighting isn't very attractive on me."(hairflip)
34. "So, let me get this straight, the hood goes on how?"
35. "Mom, can you wash a Batsuit, or is it dry clean?"
36. "Oh my god! I broke a nail! This job sucks!"
37. "No way! I'm afraid of Nelson."
38. "My favorite color is pink."
39. "No! Not my blankey!"
40. "Backstreet Boys!"
41. "What's 15 times 15?"
42. "I'll forgive you for the one punch, but, anymore…"
43. "How do you spell ‘camouflage option?'"
44. "So, what's with the bat?"
45. "Like my tutu?" –in reply to a running cruel joke mirna tortured me with…
46. "Do you like the red nails, or the black?"
47. "Did you know I can pick up alien signals on these ears?"
48. "Hay, Dana, I think you should Ratboy there another chance."
49. "Max, you need a job? I think Wayne has an opening for you."
50. "Ra-ra shishkoomba!"
51. "Food fight!"
52. "Dana, have you met my "friend" Melanie?"
53. "Pikachu, go!"
54. "Mr. Feeny!" –contributed by Mirna
55. "Wassup mah homie D an' homie M, wanna kick i-wid meh?"
56. "Dude, that's like totally bogus man, whoa!"