John, "The Ladies Man," Shea

Sexy.  Loveable.  Hell, even cuddly.  There is nothing not to like about the ladies man.  Espicially if you are in fact a lady.  Known for pleasing, never teasing, John Shea can break a woman faster than rock breaks scissors.  It is hard not to get along with this hard man.  Amiable beyond belief though he has been known to break the spine of small women who find their way in between his seductive sheets.  John Shea knows what the art of pleasing is all about.  As he beautifully sings on the Soft Rocks first album, "When your sucking my dick / I think it's kinda dumb / but I change my mind / when I become to cum."  It's all there.  He thinks it's dumb until the lady in question gets to taste his manly seed.  A treat for anything with two tits, two ovaries, and a sweet little love pie up in between her thighs no doubt.

                                  Vital Stats

Penis size: Ever see one of those triple D mag lites ?

Favorite type of female:

Greatest Accomplishment: Beating out Mr. Grasso by getting so much more than tit on the first date with Dottie...Oh yeah, Amy Zimmerann was there too.

To email John

To go back home with the boys.