The Soft Rocks
...are still a band.  Pay no heed to the tall tales that former baseball mediocre players have taken our spot.   Andy, Bill, and John are still very much a band, an awesome band.  We may not be as visible on the mainstream music scene, due in no small part to our being visible in even more girl's beds, but we still rock hard.  We blew away the crowd at our last show at Christmastime and we are still writing great songs that rock softly.  God looks down upon the Soft Rocks and smiles, much the same way we look down on a girl giving us head.
The Boys!
To get wet looking at Andy "The Love Machine" Lantz
To see John "The Ladies Man" Shea and give your fingers a workout
To see Professional Guitarist Bill and break your back trying to eat your own pussy
The Entertainment
To learn some love advice
To Read what some critics think of us
To see Old Faithful
Soil yourself, seat, and mother while looking at Doug, our awesome roadie
To hear some tunes which will make your cunt explode
To see our photos.  Your fucking axe wound is gonna need an ace bandage
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To Email The Soft Rocks!