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The Soft Rocks |
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...are still a band. Pay no heed to the tall tales that former baseball mediocre players have taken our spot. Andy, Bill, and John are still very much a band, an awesome band. We may not be as visible on the mainstream music scene, due in no small part to our being visible in even more girl's beds, but we still rock hard. We blew away the crowd at our last show at Christmastime and we are still writing great songs that rock softly. God looks down upon the Soft Rocks and smiles, much the same way we look down on a girl giving us head. |
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The Boys! |
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To get wet looking at Andy "The Love Machine" Lantz |
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To see John "The Ladies Man" Shea and give your fingers a workout |
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To see Professional Guitarist Bill and break your back trying to eat your own pussy |
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The Entertainment |
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To learn some love advice |
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To Read what some critics think of us |
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To see Old Faithful |
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Soil yourself, seat, and mother while looking at Doug, our awesome roadie |
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To hear some tunes which will make your cunt explode |
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To see our photos. Your fucking axe wound is gonna need an ace bandage |
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sexy ladies have visited this site. |
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To Email The Soft Rocks! |
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