The Smuts

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You're probably wondering... what's all this stuff about smut. Here's the story. Mariya and Lisa wanted to create a new club (yes, another one). This time we're creating an arts and crafts club. So we'll do things like creating things for our room, knitting, needlepoint, painting, cooking, baking. Ya know, all those girlie things.

BUT - we're not girls...
we're WO-MEN.

We decided to call ourselves Stewart Marthas Undergoing Training (SMUT). Then we evolved a little bit into a sorority with four founding members: Lisa, Mariya, Liz and Samra. The sorority's called Sigma Mu Theta (SMuT). (SMUT)


Backup location - Crystal Sands hotel, Ocean City, MD.

Initiation:
Smuts must wear man wallets and have belly buttons pierced.*

SMUT Events


You want to become an official smut with us?
E-mail us at thesmuts@hotmail.com! to join!

The Official Smuts

* All rules subject to change without notice.