The Custodian is here to maintain order and cleanliness within the Gallery.

Please do not feed or poke the custodian, that is the job of the manager.

The Rules of Conduct

Please Refrain From Smoking In The Gallery

Please Do Not Eat Or Drink In The Gallery

No Animals Admitted
(Except Guild Mounts And Guide Dogs
For The Drunk)

No Running
Or Walking In An Offensive Strut

Undisciplined Children Will Be Towed
Away At Parental Expense OR
Sold As Slaves

Please Do Not Damage The Artwork, Artists Or Subjects

Please Do Not Attempt To Cop A
Feel Off Any One Of The Nude Statues

The Revolving Doors ARE NOT A Toy

Please Remember That A Fire Drill Does NOT
Demand A Fire, And Refrain From
Conducting Your Own Drill In The Gallery

The Rest Rooms Are Not Meant As Waterparks

No Spitting

No Swearing

The Tour Is Not Boring And Pointless

Please Do Not Fake Seizures Because You Are Bored

Important Notice

It has been bought to the attention of the Management that IC pictures are often presented from the Elfwood site, these are referenced here with the implied respect to the artists and their blood, sweat and tears, it is therefore requested that all visitors should pay their respects by visiting the Elfwood site and seeing first hand the talent of these individuals.

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