the pingu underground
This is the OFFICIAL unofficial website for the true players of the game.  Here you can compete for rank in each of the contests.  To compete, take a screenshot of your score (use Prnt Scrn) and sent it here.  Top three scores will be posted below.
The News
03.15.04
Did a little updating after a weekend of JACK SHIT.  Anyway, the only really important thing... well the two really important things are get everyone to play this game, especially during school.  If you get a detention for doing so you will be entered into the PINGU HALL OF MARTYRS and eternally remembered.  Also you'll get 70 virgins (just like Prince Kassad).  Oh, and the other thing:
EAT SHIT ST. MARY'S YOU MOTHER FUCKERS WE'RE COMING BITCHES TWO WORDS: NUCLEAR FUCKING WEAPONS YOU CAN HAVE A BIG PARTY IN TIANAMEN SQUARE BUT GUESS WHAT WE GOT THE BOMBS SO EAT ASS.  Have you ever seen the movie "The Warriors" (or seen Vinnie do his warriors thing)?  I'm gonna do that shit... 'Snoooobirds.. Come out to plaaaayyyy... Snooobirds, come out to PLAAAYYYYY....' all ominous and shit, like a harbinger of them losing... or... Adv. Lit... brain...
03.12.04
I'm in the middle of reoganizing the pics on the webpage, so it'll have a few errors.  Just a little note, Smack The Pingu is NOT the original game, as you'll see here.  However, it is MUCH better than the first one, so we are gonna stick with it.  Pingu Extreme has a new link that won't get blocked by the school, which is good.  I don't think I'm gonna add many more games for now, I might add the Parphenos version because it is fun, but the other ones are long, annoying, and impossible to tell apart.  As the site grows, somebody said "Well, why don't you just photo edit with photoshop?"  I'll tell you why: Because most of the time I'll be able to tell, and if you really want to cheat on this website, you need to get laid.  Bad.  Really really bad.  You pathetic soul...
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This is site is dedicated to the website linked to this game, www.randomurl.com, the first player, Ben Kershner, and the original players, Jon Dreves, David Ryan, James Manning, Tom Nichols, and even that little kid with the red hair.
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Last update: March 15, 2004 10:59 pm
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