WEEK 1.....AND.....WHAT A WEEK IT WAS!!!!!
SWAMI GOES 2 FOR 4 AND THAT IS 2 MORE THAN YOUR RESIDENT SWAMI WOULD NORMALLY GET RIGHT!
YEAH BAYBEE!!!
PRE-SEASON CHAMPIONSHIP PICK CLEARWATER WITH THEIR USUAL OFFENSIVE ARSENAL WAS A HEAVY FAVORITE TO OPEN UP A CAN OF "WHOOP-ASS" ON BEAVIS RULES IN THEIR TRADITIONAL PWA SEASON OPENER BUT WAIT..........BEAVIS PUTS UP AN AMAZING 116 POINTS AND HAS CLEARWATER "ON THE ROPES" UNTIL SUNDAY NIGHT WHEN SEBASTION JANIKOWSKI GAVE COACH JOE A LAST MINUTE WIN.
SWAMI JUST HAD TO PICK CHARLIE'S ANGELS TO BRING UP THE REAR OF THE PWA BUT SOMEONE FORGOT TO TELL THE ANGELS.....115 SEASON OPENING POINTS STUNS TRADITIONAL PWA POWERHOUSE GAYLA'S GAYGUYS BY 32 POINTS BEHIND THE ABSOLUTELY AWESOME EFFORT OF THE ANGELS DEFENSIVE TEAM, THE WORLD CHAMPION TAMPA BAY BUCCANNEERS!
COACH PAT'S DOGPOUND BEAGLES HAS PASCO COUNTY SMILING BIG WITH THE TEAMS FIRST EVER OPENING DAY WIN WITH A "CLOSER-THAN-EXPECTED" WIN OVER KYLE'S POP-POP BY THE SCORE OF 93 TO 88.
SPEAKING OF FIRST EVER OPENING DAY WINS.....CHUCKY'S BUCCANNEERS BEHIND COACH MIKE THUMPED THE NEWLY RELOCATED BLOOMINGTON BAD@$$E$ 79-66 SPOILING THE HOME DEBUT OF COACH ROB'S FORMER MITCHELL MAULERS.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....WHAT THE HELL DOES WEEK 2 BRING TO US SWAMI. YOU MIGHT JUST BE SAYING THAT RIGHT NOW. WELL SWAMI IS UNDER A GREAT DEAL OF PRESSURE TO MATCH WEEK 1's PHENOMINAL COUNT OF ACTUALLY PICKING 2 CORRECT WINNERS.
SWAMI SAY'S "HELLO VEGAS"!
HERE WE GO.....GOT CLEARWATER (1-0) VERSUS ANGELS (1-0), ONLY BATTLE OF THE UNBEATEN'S IN WEEK #2. SWAMI'S CRYSTAL BALL SEE'S CLEARWATER MOVING ON TO A 2-0 RECORD BUT THE ANGELS TO EVERYONE'S SURPRISE WILL MAKE IT CLOSE.
GREAT MATCH-UP HERE. GAYGUYS (0-1) VERSUS DOGPOUND (1-0) TUFF-TUFF-TUFF GAME FOR SWAMI TO PICK. STUDYING THAT CRYSTAL BALL.....HMMMMMM.....WELL MAYBE.....COULD BE.....ABSOLUTELY!!!!! GAYGUYS NOTCH WIN #1 OF 2003 WITH A "NAIL-BITER" OVER DOGPOUND IN THIS WEEKS CLOSEST GAME>
KYLE'S POP-POP (0-1) AGAINST BLOOMINGTON BAD@$$E$ (0-1).....A LOT OF PERSONNEL CHANGES BEEN GOIN' ON FOR THESE TWO TEAMS. WILL THE HOMETOWN FANS BE "ROCKIN' IN JERSEY" OR "DANCIN' IN THE STREETS OF BLOOMINGTON"? SWAMI SEE'S ALL AND THIS IS NO DOUBT GOING TO BE VICTORY NUMBER ONE FOR COACH GUS AND HIS BAND OF NEW JERSEY POP-POPS! SWAMI SEE'S SOME TOUGH QUESTIONS FOR BLOOMINGTON'S COACH ROB THIS COMING TUESDAY FROM THE HOOSIER PRESS CORPS!
AND FINALLY.....BEAVIS RULES (0-1) VERSUS CHUCK'S BUCS (1-0). COACH LARRY HAPPY WITH THE BEAVIS OFFENSE BUT TROUBLED WITH QUARTERBACK KURT WARNERS "FUMBLEITIS" IN WEEK 1. COACH MIKE ALREADY FUDING WITH THE LARGO PRESS, SAY'S THEY CAN ALL "KISS HIS A**" AT THIS WEEKS PRESS CONFERENCE. WHOOOOOOO-EEEEE!
SWAMI SAY'S THIS CAN ONLY GO ONE WAY.....CHUCK'S BUCS SEE 2 AND 0 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FRANCHISE HISTORY AND BEAVIS RULES COACH LARRY IS SPOTTED DROWNING KURT WARNER!
AND REMEMBER.....
THE VIEWS EXPRESSED HERE ARE FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY AND MAY NOT BE RE-BROADCAST WITHOUT THE EXPRESSED PERMISSION OF MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL.
SPEAKING OF THE MLB.....SWAMI NEWS-FLASH.....1970 MLB REPLAY PLAYOFFS ARE UNDER WAY. "70" TWINS LEAD "70" ORIOLES 1 GAME TO 0 AND THE "70" REDS ARE CURRENTLY ON TOP OF THE "70" METS 1 GAME TO 0.
SWAMI SAYS PEACE AND LOVE BAYBEEEEEE!
