Favourite Quotes

Well, this is a collection of my favourite quotes from the show, but if you want me to add any, please let me know!

UNCLE HENRY: (Running Onstage)
Em! Dorothy! Hurry! This here's a big one!
(If you'd been at our production of the show, you would know why I find this quote so funny... has a lot to do with the guy who played Uncle Henry and our cast in general)

ADDAPERLE:
And now, with a wave of my wanga...I'm gonna disappear on you. I'm just gonna wave this thing three or four times...in ever increasing...Now what the heck is goin' on around here? Trouble is, honey, I ain't been disappearin' much lately. I been takin' the bus.
(Hey, it's me! It's my favourite me quote!)

DOROTHY:
What was that?
SCARECROW:
It's coming from over there! (Pointing in direction of TINMAN.)
DOROTHY:
What should we do?
SCARECROW:
Go over there!! (Pointing in opposite direction.)
(Well, you can't say this isn't funny... especially the way I've seen it performed!)

SCARECROW:
Now at no time did it dawn on you to get yourself a new axe?
(See, Scarecrow, you HAVE got some brains... at least, more than the Tinman, but that ain't saying much!)

SCARECROW:
I think we're lost.
LION:
What makes you say that?
SCARECROW:
'Cause you don't know where we are.
(Got in one there, Scarecrow, haven't ya?)

LION:
Poppies, poppies...Actually, I'm from out of town, sir. I came here with the Lions Club...
(Lol, just makes me laugh)

SCARECROW:
Who are you?
GATEKEEPER:
I am the Royal Gatekeeper. And we don't allow any trash here in the Big Green Apple.
(Ok, so not the best quote, but I did play him! And I got a laugh every night!)

WIZ:
You know, I can understand...why a child like you...wanting to go to ...Brazil...Mozambique...But Kansas? Did I hear you correctly? Get back to Kansas?
(That's rather mean of him, but then again, I've never been to Kansas!)

WIZ:
Which is more deceptive: the foolish wise man, or the wise fool?
SCARECROW:
The foolish wise man or the wise fool? Don't ask me. I never was any good at multiple choice.
(Brilliant!)

SCARECROW:
Mr. Wiz, what do I have to do to get my brains?
WIZ:
Kill The Wicked Witch of the West, of course.
SCARECROW:
You just told Dorothy that she had to do that!!
WIZ:
It doesn't matter who does it. This is a package deal. As long as the Wicked Witch of the West still lives, none of you gets anything!!