LIMERICKS 2
© Graphics and limericks by Richard McCusker "Mac"






Fashion Plate


Expensive jewelry is not for me

Heck, I wouldn’t wear it even if free

For my dungarees

Have holes in the knees

And my sneakers are as worn as can be.









El Toro


I don’t want to be a matador,

No wish to be a toreador

My life is full

I need no bull

To chase me around a ring to gore.









Horse Sense


Soldiers wore a wooden horse disguise,

Expecting to take Troy by surprise.

For the Greeks to win,

Trojans must have been

Animal lovers, we must surmise.









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