LIMERICKS
© Graphics and limericks by Richard McCusker "Mac"






Cane And Able


With new legs we crawl on the ground

On two legs we next walk around

Some day we’ll have three

But with that cane we’ll be

No longer found so fit and sound.









Aspirations


An aspiring poet named Kent

Attempted to rhyme "gone" for "went"

His meter was worse

And all his free verse

Right into the trash soon was sent.









.....And Counting


The calendar tends to keep score

Of days and weeks that are no more

Just tear off a page

And watch yourself age

A month with each sheet that you tore










Wool over my eyes



We all know that wool shrinks when wet,

But there's one thing that I don't get.

With wool-coated skin,

If rain they're left in,

Soaked sheep won't get smaller, I bet.









TIME ON MY HANDS: ~INDEX~

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