MEASURE ACCURATELEY:
1 CUP FRIENDLY WORDS
1 CUP COURTESY AND PATIENCE
2 HEAPING CUPS OF UNDERSTANDING
SIFT CAREFULLY TO REMOVE MALICE AND EGO
ADD: A DASH OF WIT AND HUMOR
A PINCH OF WARM PERSONALITY
MIX WELL UNTIL BLENDED
COOK SLOWLY, KEEPING TEMPERATURE LOW
NO BOILING, STEWING OR STEAMING IS NECESSARY.
SEASON TO TASTE THE SPICE OF LIFE
TOP EACH SERVING WITH A GENEROUS AMOUNT OF
KINDNESS, CHARITY
AND TEMPERANCE.
A LITTLE BIT OF LOVE AND TOLERANCE
IMPROVES THE FLAVOUR.
SERVE IN GENEROUS PORTIONS.
