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POP3 mails           Date     :    Fri, 28 Jul 2000 23:44:36 +0530
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           > >once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the edge of
           > >a deserted road. suddenly a brand new jeep cherokee screeches to a halt next
           > >to him. the driver, a young man dressed in a brioni suit, cerrutti shoes,
           > >ray-ban glasses, and a ysl tie gets out and asks the shepherd 'if i guess
           > >how many sheep you do have, you give me one of them?'
           > >the shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at the sheep which graze and
           > >says 'all right'. the young man parks the car, connects the notebook and the
           > >mobile, enters a nasa site, scans the ground using his gps, opens a data
           > >base and 60 excel tables filled with algorithms, then prints a 150-pages
           > >report on his high-tech mini-printer. he then turns to the shepherd and
           > >says 'you have exactly 1586 sheep here'.
           > >the shepherd answers 'that's correct, you can have your sheep'.
           > >the young man takes the sheep and puts in the back of his jeep. the
           > >shepherd looks at him and asks 'if i guess your profession, will you return
           > >my sheep to me?'
           > >the young man answers 'yes, why not' the shepherd says 'you are a software
           > >consultant!' 'how did you know?' asks the young man.
           > >very simple, answers the shepherd 'first, you come here without being
           > >called. second, you charge me a sheep to tell me something i already knew.
           > >third, you do not understand anything about what i do, because you took my
           > >dog!

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