HungryGenerator has entered the room.
Ryo0013-06 has entered the room.
Koji: Hold on, the others should be joining us shortly.
Ryo0013-06: I hope this works...
Koji: Trust me.
Escaflowne74232 has entered the room.
Chivalry_Avatar has entered the room.
Koji: Glad you gentlemen could join us.
Chivalry_Avatar: Our pleasure! This is amazing!
Escaflowne74232: Are you kidding? I couldn't even register the name of my own guymelef! That's so ridiculous!
Ryo0013-06: Usernames are hard to come by with so many millions of users.
HungryGenerator: Speaking of which, how did you manage to get your own name, Koji?
Koji: I have my ways.
Chivalry_Avatar: How does all this work?
Ryo0013-06: This chat room is a part of GIDMS, "Gnomish Interdimensional Messaging Service." It provides a means for users in different universes to interact with each other in real time.
Koji: The word 'GIDMS' is actually a profane slur in Banar'iit Gnomish. It's an enormously funny pun, but it would take a couple hours to explain.
HungryGenerator: By all means, restrain yourself.
Escaflowne74232: Hey, where are the other three council members?
Koji: We seem to be having a problem with the data uplink from Middle-Earth. Check on that, would you, Ryo?
Ryo0013-06: On it.
HungryGenerator: :)
HungryGenerator: :(
HungryGenerator: :p:p:p
Chivalry_Avatar: Wha...
HungryGenerator: Hey, where are the emoticon graphics?
Koji: I disabled them.
HungryGenerator: What! Why???!!
Koji: Do I really need to answer that?
Ryo0013-06: Okay, that should do it. Stand by...
RuggedRanger has entered the room.
BeautyIncarnate has entered the room.
SoilTiller34 has entered the room.
RuggedRanger: Did it work?
Chivalry_Avatar: Yes, we see you just fine!
Koji: Welcome aboard.
BeautyIncarnate: I'm not sure I like this. I don't look as pretty in writing.
Koji: Don't say it, Gawl.
HungryGenerator: ...What? I wasn't going to say anything.
Koji: Yes you were.
HungryGenerator: I swear you're making things up, Koji. I'm wounded.
Private Message from HungryGenerator to Escaflowne74232: Quick, Van, tell Legolas he doesn't look as pretty in person either!
RuggedRanger: So who is everyone?
RuggedRanger: I'm Aragorn.
Private Message from Escaflowne74232 to HungryGenerator: Are you crazy? Koji will get mad at me!
Koji: I'm Koji, of course.
Chivalry_Avatar: This is Allen.
Private Message from HungryGenerator to Escaflowne74232: Come on, it'll be funny! What's he going to do?
Escaflowne74232: Van here.
Ryo0013-06: Hi, my name's Ryo.
Koji: Ryo is a colleague of ours.
HungryGenerator: A colleague, heh.
Koji: Silence, you.
Private Message from Escaflowne74232 to HungryGenerator: Forget it, Gawl. It's not even that funny.
SoilTiller34: hi this si sam its hardto type all this
HungryGenerator: Gawl here, and I'm VERY hungry!
RuggedRanger: What a surprise.
Private Message from HungryGenerator to Escaflowne74232: Wow, if even YOU think it's not funny...I must have not been thinking clearly.
BeautyIncarnate: I daresay it's obvious who I am.
SoilTiller34: miss rosie isthat you
BeautyIncarnate: CHOKE
RuggedRanger: LOL
Chivalry_Avatar: ROTFL
Private Message from Koji to HungryGenerator and Escaflowne74232: Gawl not thinking clearly is hardly unprecedented.
Private Message from Escaflowne74232 to Koji and HungryGenerator: Gyaaah!
BeautyIncarnate: How could you POSSIBLY mistake ME for a HOBBIT?!?!?!?!?!
Ryo0013-06: Be fair, Legolas. Different people have different standards.
Chivalry_Avatar: Besides, it's not Sam's fault that a barmaid is prettier than you.
RuggedRanger: Thanks a lot Allen, I just snorted miruvor all over my keyboard.
Private Message from HungryGenerator to Koji and Escaflowne74232: Koji, you said no one would be able to read our private messages!
Private Message from Koji to HungryGenerator and Escaflowne74232: I lied.
BeautyIncarnate: GNNNNNNNAAAAAH! I am NOT less pretty than a HOBBIT, you inconsiderate effeminate buffoon!!!
Chivalry_Avatar: Excuse me? Remind me again which of us uses twice his weight in shampoo daily.
Ryo0013-06: Come on, guys.
BeautyIncarnate: Ha! At least I don't get a manicure every other day.
Chivalry_Avatar: I will have you know that it has been FIVE DAYS since I last had a manicure, thank you very much.
BeautyIncarnate: And when was your last pedicure?
Ryo0013-06: People, PLEASE!
Private Message from Escaflowne74232 to Koji and HungryGenerator: Koji, are at least we guaranteed that private messages won't appear in the transcript?
Chivalry_Avatar: Pedicure! Why you little...
RuggedRanger: I have to agree with Ryo here, gentlemen. You're out of line, and we need to get down to business.
Private Message from Koji to Escaflowne74232 and HungryGenerator: Right now the autorecorder is configured to erase the private messages before writing the log. You'll be fine.
Chivalry_Avatar: I'll behave if Legolas will.
BeautyIncarnate: What! You started this! You stop first!
RuggedRanger: You try my patience...Koji, would you be so kind?
Koji: Hmm.
BeautyIncarnate has been kicked from the room.
Chivalry_Avatar has been kicked from the room.
SoilTiller34: im sorry mr legolas no ofensse meant
RuggedRanger: That's kind of you, Sam, but he can't hear you until he reenters the room.
HungryGenerator: Woohoo!
Escaflowne74232: We can talk about them behind their backs!
Koji: Not unless you want to join them.
HungryGenerator: Ummm.
Escaflowne74232: Nuts. Foiled again.
Chivalry_Avatar has entered the room.
BeautyIncarnate has entered the room.
RuggedRanger: With these unpleasantries behind us, can we begin our discussion?
Ryo0013-06: Absolutely. As you recall, we agreed to meet online to discuss the upcoming Second Council of Bishounen video. Again, the occasion is a birthday, but certain things will change. Koji?
Koji: That's right, Ryo. In addition to a revised script, we also have a new cast member.
Escaflowne74232: That's Ryo, right?
Koji: Actually, no. Ryo was supposed to appear in the first council but was detained at a conference. We will be adding not only him, but another bishounen to our new production.
Chivalry_Avatar: Who will the new member be?
RuggedRanger: That's not known yet. We should know by two weeks from now when the preview is released.
HungryGenerator: Um, the preview?
Ryo0013-06: That's right. In addition to a full-length council, we will also be taping a collection of scenes that will be released in the form of a theatrical trailer.
BeautyIncarnate: Do we have veto power over the new cast member?
RuggedRanger: We were told that a veto was impossible, given that certain members attempted to veto other original members in the original production.
HungryGenerator: Don't think I don't remember that, Pantene-boy.
Chivalry_Avatar: What are you talking about? I DEFENDED you!
BeautyIncarnate: And you AREN'T pretty enough! It's a council of BISHOUNEN for crying out loud!
Chivalry_Avatar: Oh, Pantene-boy is Legolas...oops!
HungryGenerator: Next time I see you, elf, I'm going to make sure that nobody mistakes you for pretty ever again!
Chivalry_Avatar: Um, is there any way to erase what you've written?
BeautyIncarnate: I'd like to see you try that, mop-head!
HungryGenerator: Stop calling me that! You're just jealous because my hair behaves without millions of dollars of hygiene products!
RuggedRanger: Koji?
Koji: Yep.
BeautyIncarnate has been muted.
HungryGenerator has been muted.
RuggedRanger: Since we are in the dark on the matter of our new cast member, we can't discount the possibility that he will in fact be a villain.
Private Message from HungryGenerator to Escaflowne74232: Koji, I know you're reading this! Let me talk again!
RuggedRanger: It is for this reason that I hoped we might come to some agreement on what we might do to keep the newcomer's aspirations under control.
Escaflowne74232: Woohoo! Gang up on Aragorn!
Escaflowne74232: Oops, that should have been a private message...OH WAIT, it doesn't matter!
Chivalry_Avatar: What are you talking about, Van?
Private Message from HungryGenerator to Escaflowne74232: Koji!!! I want to talk!!!
RuggedRanger: I was hoping for a more controlled response...
SoilTiller34: it wont be sauron will it that would be bad
Ryo0013-06: No, the new cast member will be a bishounen. Sauron is more of a force of nature.
RuggedRanger: Are you sure? You didn't see him in his demonic suit of armor.
Ryo0013-06: ...Technically, neither did you. Koji, what's going on with that?
Private Message from HungryGenerator to Escaflowne74232: Koji, can I please, PLEASE, pretty please talk now? I'll be good. Mostly. Well, maybe a little.
Private Message from Escaflowne74232 to HungryGenerator: Just PM Koji, Gawl. Leave me out of this!
Koji: Aragorn, how did you know about Sauron in armor?
RuggedRanger: Er...an elf merchant sold me a special-edition Fellowship of the Rings DVD.
Koji: Yeah. You're not supposed to be able to see DVDs with content from your own universe. There's a transdimensional rip somewhere that we need to report. Ryo, we need to close this room down and take care of that.
Private Message from BeautyIncarnate to RuggedRanger: An elf MERCHANT?!?! What were you thinking?
Ryo0013-06: Copy that. Okay, everybody, we'll meet in two weeks to film the previews, but until then we'll consider this session adjourned. Thanks for coming, everyone!
Private Message from RuggedRanger to BeautyIncarnate: I know elves aren't merchants, but he gave me such a good deal!
Chivalry_Avatar: So long...
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SoilTiller34: bye
SoilTiller34 has left the room.
Private Message from BeautyIncarnate to RuggedRanger: I have no response to that.
BeautyIncarnate has left the room.
Escaflowne74232: Later...
Escaflowne74232 has left the room.
Private Message from HungryGenerator to Koji: KOJI!!! PLEASE LET ME TALK!!!
Koji: So long, Gawl.
HungryGenerator has been banned.
RuggedRanger: See you in a couple weeks, gentlemen.
RuggedRanger has left the room.
Ryo0013-06: Can you shut the room down, Koji?
Koji: On it.
Ryo0013-06 has left the room.
Koji: Hmm.
**WARNING** Administrator has instructed autorecord function to record private messages.
Koji: Sorry, Gawl. If somebody winds up killing you we'll need to give them an adequate defense.
Koji has left the room.