terrorist's days are over
vocals: chris, adam
get off my plane!!
(get off my plane!!)
im the president of the united states!
(the president of the united states!)
whoa-ooooooooo
(whoa-o whoa-o whoaaaaaaa whoa-o whoa-o o o)
i will kill i will kill
(i will kill)
i will kill
(i will kill)
a hostage every minute ohh-o
(general radick)
(im the president of the united states get off my plane!)
save mother russia save mother russia!
ho ho hoo
release general radick
air force one!
(yeah)

sebastian
vocals: chris,adam
(no atreyu!)
no atreyu!
(no atreyu!)
no atreyu!
(no atreyu!)
save fantasia!
(get out of the swamp)
(no atreyu!)
(no atreyu!)
(no atreyu!)
whoa-ooooooo
(get out of the swamp)
get out of the swamp
(save)
(fantasia)
ride the skies
(falcore!)
FALCORE!!!
(ride the skies)
(yeah)
sebastian turn the pages
(yeaaaaaaaaaah)
(sebastian turn the pages)
eat that peanut butter sandwich
(eat that peanut butter sandwich)
ride the skies
(wooooooooooooooo)
FALCORE!!!
(ride the skies yeah!)
get out of the swamp
atreyu come on!
(sebastian turn the pages whoa ho!)
kick those bullies in the ass
(whoa)
yeah
yeah
(yeah)
(no atreyu!)
(no atreyu!)
im not gonna go to school!
(no atreyu!)
(no atreyu!)
im gonna drop out
(get)
and read some books
(out)
locked in a basement
you fucking weirdos!!
(of the swamp!!!)
(fantasia)

cursed kind
vocals: chris, adam
(you don't know how lucky you are to be a monkey)
i shall build a building with a floor between the seventh and the eighth!
so there is at least one place for you and yer cursed kind
i shall make you mi wife
(i have warts)
(welcome to the seventh and a half floor)
you don't know how lucky you are
to be a chimp
(the merton flemmer building)
(i shall build a building with a floor)
consciousness is a terrible curse
i think i feel i suffer
(between)
(the seventh)
(and eighth floor)
i have warts
(so there is at least one place)
welcome
(for you and your cursed kind)
to the seventh and a half floor
seventh and a half floor
(wooooooooooooooooo wooo woo-wooo ooh!)
(its not everyday)
you see a
?
(?)
(yeah)
committing cepicu
(i want you)
it's not everyday
(i want your tits)
you see a puppet dancing
its not everyday
you see the director doing a cameo
(?)
(pushing those terrible words)
charlieeee masheen
(yeah)
and john malko-traz
(i think)
his mind is ripe
(i feel i suffer!!!)
his mind is ripe
(woooooo)
age 44
(i think)
(i feel)
(i suffer yeahhhhhhhhhh)
(wet)
poor elijah

plot thickens
vocals: chris, adam
(one)
(two)
(three)
(let's goooo!!)
let's go!
let's go, i'm bored, let's go!
*the L.A. convention center, bro!*
(i never liked the messiah)
a peach
i can eat a peach for hours
face/off, castor troy
(in fact i think he's too fucking boring)
michael
michael?
michael!?!?
(michael!!!)
give me back my face!
(no!)
give back my face!!!!
(no!!!)
*papa's got a brand new bag!*
yeah
yeah
(no)
yeah
(no)
remember that scene where pollux was like 'hey bro!'?
and castor troy was like
*'hey bro!!'*
i'm not castor troy!
(what does papa have in this bag?)
(peaches!)
(lah! lah!!! LAHH!!!)
(let's go!)
give me back my face
(i'm bored, let's go!)
castor troyyyyyyy
(if i were to send you flowers)
(no wait let me rephrase)
(would you)
jamie
(would you)
(WOULD YOU)
(SUCK MY TONGUE!?!)
(yeah!)
no more drugs for that man!
suck my tongue
(let me grab your booty)
(let me grab your booty)
yeah!!
pollux
castor troy
michael
michael
(castory troy)
michael
michael
(pollux)
papa's got a brand new bag
AHH!
(michael archer)