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It's
obvious that I am a technology retard: my eye for color
and line are impeccable off-line, in realtime. Where
Cyberia is concerned there is a misfiring neuron or a
skipped synapse. Or vice-versa. Saying my design/code
sucks is redundant because *I* have already said it.
Don't bother.
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Occasionally you will find a reference to beer and
sausages in my weblog. I don't know why; don't fucking
question absolutes.
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I was born in the Delta region of the U.S., hotfooted it
all over the place, then landed in the hell that is
referred to as Alabama (Hellabama for short). I bide my
time here until my sentence is commuted.
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I make friends to keep them, so I am very selective.
Nothing personal.
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Music is sustenance. It is unmercifully woven into every
aspect of my life.
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About 16 years ago, at a shamefully young age, I learned
that a spoon is something you cook with, not cook down
with. It has definitely altered my outlook and people
skills.
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I have family, and I am protective of them. Nearly
everyone mentioned here has an alias for that very
reason. I post semi-anonymously for their well-being, not
my own.
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I have blonde hair, some of the bluest eyes you've ever
seen, tig ole bitties, a filthy mouth (home to an
All-American-Girl smile) and a fairly decent brain.
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I am right-handed and an Aries.
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Current news causes horrific nightmares, so I don't watch it
or read it. I rely on my partner, who is worthy of trust in
this role and who is also a CNN-aholic.
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I was raised Baptist, much to my chagrin. Despite this, I
very much believe in God and His spirit of love for
stupid creatures, namely humans.
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I make love AND war; I enjoy the two pretty equally.
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I drive way too fast because I like it immensely.
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I don't think pink is pretty, nor do I find it ugly, but
you won't catch me wearing it.
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My fingernails are ferociously bitten, my toenails are
religiously manicured.
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I am all those adjectives, those common nametags we hold
for women: mother, daughter, sister, wife. Feminism can
suck my cock.
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I am constantly trying to find my place in the world, but
I won't often admit it.
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Mountain Dew is a life force to be reckoned with and
handled with care.
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I am a nocturnal sort, but circumstances require that I
be attentive during the day.
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Can a girl have
too many books or pairs of shoes?______________________________
I respect forthrightness, even at the cost of a little
cosmetic damage.
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I find a sense of humor invaluable.
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