It's obvious that I am a technology retard: my eye for color and line are impeccable off-line, in realtime. Where Cyberia is concerned there is a misfiring neuron or a skipped synapse. Or vice-versa. Saying my design/code sucks is redundant because *I* have already said it. Don't bother.
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Occasionally you will find a reference to beer and sausages in my weblog. I don't know why; don't fucking question absolutes.
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I was born in the Delta region of the U.S., hotfooted it all over the place, then landed in the hell that is referred to as Alabama (Hellabama for short). I bide my time here until my sentence is commuted.
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I make friends to keep them, so I am very selective. Nothing personal.
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Music is sustenance. It is unmercifully woven into every aspect of my life.
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About 16 years ago, at a shamefully young age, I learned that a spoon is something you cook with, not cook down with. It has definitely altered my outlook and people skills.
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I have family, and I am protective of them. Nearly everyone mentioned here has an alias for that very reason. I post semi-anonymously for their well-being, not my own.
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I have blonde hair, some of the bluest eyes you've ever seen, tig ole bitties, a filthy mouth (home to an All-American-Girl smile) and a fairly decent brain.
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I am right-handed and an Aries.
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Current news causes horrific nightmares, so I don't watch it or read it. I rely on my partner, who is worthy of trust in this role and who is also a CNN-aholic.
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I was raised Baptist, much to my chagrin. Despite this, I very much believe in God and His spirit of love for stupid creatures, namely humans.
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I make love AND war; I enjoy the two pretty equally.
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I drive way too fast because I like it immensely.
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I don't think pink is pretty, nor do I find it ugly, but you won't catch me wearing it.
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My fingernails are ferociously bitten, my toenails are religiously manicured.
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I am all those adjectives, those common nametags we hold for women: mother, daughter, sister, wife. Feminism can suck my cock.
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I am constantly trying to find my place in the world, but I won't often admit it.
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Mountain Dew is a life force to be reckoned with and handled with care.
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I am a nocturnal sort, but circumstances require that I be attentive during the day.
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Can a girl
have too many books or pairs of shoes?
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I respect forthrightness, even at the cost of a little cosmetic damage.
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I find a sense of humor invaluable.












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Smile, toots....it's gonna be a great day!!

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