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Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We're off to never-neverland

- Metallica, Enter the Sandman
Picture in your mind's eye a room. The first thing you notice about this room is how warm it is, how clean and clear the air tastes on your tongue. The warmth is by no means unpleasant, like a roaring fire on a cold winter's night.

There is a library in this room. It is a modest library that doesn't contain the stuffy classics, the over-critiqued, over-criticized, over-hyped books that you've read or haven't. No, these books are fresh and new and exciting to you, your hands trembling slightly as you become slowly aware of your pulse, beating in your ears.

You spy a comfortable chair, nice and over-stuffed; one that provides just enough support to keep your back from aching after reading for several hours, but giving enough that after curling up with one of those books, you sink in, relaxed. There is a reading lamp on one side of the chair, and a little table where there's a drink and a snack to keep you going as you read, as you forget that you're reading and simply experiencing.

This site is that library.

Your room is that room.

Experience.
06/18/05: The first chapter of the "Vampires and DnD" story is up! Head over to the Vampire page for more information on that, or save yourself the trouble and here goes the link to the chapter directly:

Vampires and DnD: Chapter One: Joanna's Tits
09/15/05: And, I return! It was a long, perilous journey, fraught with danger! Ninjas! Pirates! Gary Coleman! And, most importantly of all... sammiches! But, I am back now, and well. For the most part. Gary Coleman hits hard.

Updates? Do I actually have those? Yes, I do! Starting with the brand new name for my Vampire story. It is:

The Vampire, The Demon and That Guy.

Of course, do let me know what you think, most of the titles for the novel(las) are working titles and subject to change.

Now, for something that you can actually read and enjoy! I have two new essays done:

The Ideal Woman - as it's name blatantly states, it is my Ideal Woman. I make only one reference of masturbation, however. It's THAT deep of a piece.

Of The Day - written after the events of Hurricane Katrina and the major SNAFU government agencies turned it into,  it parallels my own experiences with 9/11, hurricanes in the past, and my thoughts on Katrina, the afflicted people, and everyone else.

And, with that, I bid thee all adieu once again. Hopefully, with even  more updates!

Until then, Ciao!