Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word: Fuck. Out of all of the English words that
begin with the letter 'f', fuck is the only word that is referred to as 'The F-word'. It's the one magical word. Just by its sound
can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word
ficken which means to strike.
In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transitive verb, for instance: John fucked Shirley. As an
intransitive verb: Shirley fucks. It's meaning's not always sexual. It can be used an adjective, such as: John's doing all the
fucking work. As part of an adverb: Shirley talks too fucking much. As an adverb enhancing an adjective: Shirley is
fucking beautiful. As a noun: I don't give a fuck. As part of a word: Absofuckinglutely or infuckingcredible. And as
almost every word in a sentence: Fuck the fucking fuckers.
As you must realize there aren't too many words with the versatility of fuck. As in these examples describing situations, such as
fraud: I got fucked at the used car lot. Dismay: Aw, fuck it. Trouble: I guess I'm really fucked now. Aggression: Don't
fuck with me, buddy. Difficulty: I don't understand this fucking question. Inquiry: Who the fuck was that? Dissatification: I
don't like what the fuck is going on here. Incompetance: He's a fuck off. Dismissal: Why don't you go outside and play
'hide-and-go fuck yourself'? I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly:
Fuck you!
