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Local man blames 'little shit'
for bad movie experience
Tom McClean exits his last time seeing Episode II with his Chewbacca shirt on.
INDIANPOLIS, Ind--Tom McClean, 26, expressed his theatre going displeasure after seeing Star Wars Episode II: Attack of Clones, last Saturday night.

Reportedly, a 10-year-old male kicked the back of his seat and talked throughout the movie.

"The little shit must have seen it before," McClean said. "Because anytime anything cool was about to happen, he shouted 'watch this' or 'this part rocks.' It was so un-fuckin-believably annoying."
McClean who was visibly upset throughout the movie never told the kid to be quiet or stop kicking his seat. "I just wanted to turn around and kick the shit out of the little shit, Yoda-style," he said.

This was McClean's 17th time seeing the movie. He attended the sold out show by himself.

Laura Henderson, who was sitting next to McClean said he was annoying and the kid wasn't bothering anyone.

"I couldn't enjoy the movie because he was murmuring 'I'm going to kill that
little shit' every five seconds," Henderson said. "And he was wearing that old Chewbacca shirt. What a freak."

After the show, McClean went to file a complaint with the theatre manager Mike Fischer. McClean said he had hoped to score some freebies at the snack bar.

"That guys has been here every day since Episode II opened," Fischer said. "He wears that stupid Chewbacca shirt every time. He's been trying to pull this shit all the time. He's a loser who doesn't wash his shirts."

McClean vowed never to return to the theatre. He said that the Episode II crusade is over. Meanwhile he has begun to wait in line for Episode III which is scheduled to be released in 2005. "I can't wait to see Yoda kick some more ass," he said.