The Film Cricket Reviews |
Contact us: thefilmcricket@yahoo.com |
"the cricket" the cricket likes $1 DVD rentals, ballroom dancing, Slurpees, and kicking people when they're down. |
the cricket: "Wouldn't it be cool if we were like Siskel and Ebert, and had our own show and everything?" the ladybug: "That would be cool. But I want to be Ebert. You're the dead one." the cricket: "You'd rather be the short one?" the ladybug: "You'd rather be the bald one?" the cricket: "Wait, I just had a scary thought: what if one of us were like that Roeper guy?" the ladybug: "Yikes. In that case, I'd rather be the dead guy." |
"It's not that tough being a film cricket." -- Homer Simpson Ah, Homer, if only that were true. The truth is, not everyone has what it takes to be a film crick--er, critic. But as that other saying goes, everyone's a critic, and so with that in mind, we invite you to read what our illustrious film critics, the cricket and guest-reviewer the ladybug, have to say about film. |
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people have seen the light. |
"the ladybug" the ladybug likes talking during movies, DVD commentary tracks, dehydrated food, and using words no one else understands. Click here to learn more... |
Killer Cheese Movies that'll have you asking for more--that is, unless you're lactose intolerant. |
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Movie Quote of the Day Humbert Humbert: What I heard then was the melody of children at play. Nothing but that. And I knew that the hopelessly poignant thing was not Lolita's absence from my side, but the absence of her voice from that chorus. -Lolita (1997) |