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| To the left, you see my banner, if you would be so kind as to place it in a discreet darkened corner of your site, I would be very grateful ! |
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| Lets see what Eno's day has been like !! 30/07/03 For the past year, Eno has been in hiding. Probably because of the farcical performance with James's last album. He's wondering why no-one in their right mind will work with him any more. Now this is hard, but his therapist continues to play him selected tracks from "Another Green World" to remind Brian what an idiot he can be. There's nothing like a bit of hard truth to get someone to change their ways, and it seems to be working, as Brian has only dismantled 5 guitars in the past month, and instead of spending his time snapping strings, he's content just to de-tune them. Members of James don't really keep in touch any more, but the occasional call from tim keeps him from suicide. Shame. |
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| IF YOURS ISN'T HERE - ITS LIKELY TO BE DANGEROUSLY SHITE. Like mine. |
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| This is Brian's "Bit of skirt" Edith. What a fox... |
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| LATEST JAMES NEWS Hello. You're probably wondering what happened to the last year James-wise. Well nothing. Because they don't exist any more. There's been flurry's of news. Tim Booth performed down to The Sea on This Is Dom Joly and Mark and Saul have been working with Ainsley from Fame Academy. Yeah I Know... Still...now that they don't exist, there is no capacity for further humiliation by Eno. |
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| Except you Kulas you small worm... |
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| N.B- The Eno Files contains, The Gaudi Recs,The EG Rec's, Eno Pictures, Eno Fun, Mute Adrian & ENO-CHAT. |
| Many of you I'm sure will be wondering "What the hell is this site about? Well its fairly simple: Brian Eno is a 'respected' record producer who has single handedly managed to take the band'James' from excellence to the depths of bland and has also produced some of the worst records ever created. With the help of his trusty sidekick ' Micheal Kulas ' (Another Small Worm) and his partner Edith, he has utterly disbanded what has to be the most inspirational and defiant bands in the history of music, criminally underrated, although with 21 hits, and the most commonly played song in America in 1993 they are more successful than some of you might think- and certainly more popular than flash-in-the-pan hits such as the crappy Limp Bizkit, Slipknot, and of course the manufactured pop rubbish. I personally feel Brian Eno took the guitars and the edge out of James's talent and by his Electronica influences turned live classics and possible Top 10 hits into disco-rubbish and re-hashed boring-ness. Because of this he deserves to be punished-and that it what this site is all about. P.S - Also Give It Away stands out as reason enough. Any producer who manages to make a fantastic band turn out utter shite like that must be a prize twat. And a bald goon. |
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