Meet the DEAD!!!!!!
Jeff "Too much mayhem for a Marshall" Deadkowski--Guitar/Drums
- The darkest and most menacingly evil member of The Dead, Jeff spends his time playing guitar, drums, and sarcastically and hilariously mocking anything and everything. He uses a transparent blue custom Gibson Les Paul, which he pushes to the tonal envelope through his Marshall JCM 2000 head and signature 18-speaker cabinet enclosure with its "unmistakeably Jeff" coffin shape. While drumming, Jeff tends to throw sticks left and right, injuring women and children alike.
Matt "I have red hair" Hangaman--Guitar/Drums
- This was the best picture of Matt we could find. For Matt, The Dead is actually a side-project from his ill-fated cow-punk band, Distant Harmony. His two musical ventures display his varied tastes in styles: everything from the gay, lame, slow, melodic music of Distant Harmony, to the "in your face" psycho-metal elephant-charge anthems of The Dead. Matt is an accomplished master of the art of breaking all of Jeff's drumsticks. His bandmates have branded him with such nicknames as Captain Rancid, Banana Ass, and Mattie the Bringer of All Things Evil.
Mike BonkOldpeopleinthefaceandwatchthemastheydieslowandmiserabledeaths--Lead Vocals
- The newest and lankiest member of the DEAD, Mike has only practiced with the DEAD a few times. Aside from his screetchy and woman-like vocals of doom, Mike also has the kung fu ability to shoot the Black Plague out of his nose. Mike has a tendancy of randomly becoming emo for short periods of time, during which Matt and Jeff beat him with flaming baseball bats wrapped in barbed wire until he feels tough again. His hobbies outside of the DEAD include tying old ladies to the road in the middle of the highway and learning to eat children, just like Jeff DEADkowski.
Scary Angry Mean Face Man--Backing Vocals/Bass/Kazoo/ Harmonica/Tamborine/Lighting Effects/Sound Engineer/Unexplainable Fires
- The scariest, angriest, meanest-faced man ever, Scary Angry Mean Face Man (called SAMFM, for short) carries the whole band. He is a musical genius in every aspect and is infamous for lighting every stage he plays on fire upon finishing The Dead's set. He is also the illegitimate father of four-fifths of the London Symphany Orchestra.
BEHOLD, the Mighty Book of the DEAD. It is here that the minions of the DEAD record their words of doom
Sign the DEAD message board
View the DEAD message board
Table of Contents
Other Links
- A website for anything and everything Farts
- Distant Harmony: Hangaman's Cow-Punk Band's Site
- Final Stigmata: NJ Metal-Core Masterminds of Destruction
- The scariest, angriest, meanest-faced man ever, Scary Angry Mean Face Man (called SAMFM, for short) carries the whole band. He is a musical genius in every aspect and is infamous for lighting every stage he plays on fire upon finishing The Dead's set. He is also the illegitimate father of four-fifths of the London Symphany Orchestra.
Contacting the DEAD
- Through E-mail
- Through AOL Instant Messenger
- DismemberdSavior
- Hena08
- This was the best picture of Matt we could find. For Matt, The Dead is actually a side-project from his ill-fated cow-punk band, Distant Harmony. His two musical ventures display his varied tastes in styles: everything from the gay, lame, slow, melodic music of Distant Harmony, to the "in your face" psycho-metal elephant-charge anthems of The Dead. Matt is an accomplished master of the art of breaking all of Jeff's drumsticks. His bandmates have branded him with such nicknames as Captain Rancid, Banana Ass, and Mattie the Bringer of All Things Evil.