April 1984
Age: 40 something
Height: 5'7"
Status: Married/4 kids
work status: Domestic Engineer
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked,
"Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
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Dailygammon | ||
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Play online chess at Letsplaychess.com |
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| rules can be our friend... For instance, the law of gravity may seem harsh when we jump off high buildings, however it sure beats having to hold on to trees and rocks to avoid floating off into space!!! ~catman |
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
4,817you catch it like the flue
when someone smiled at me today
I started smiling too
I passed around the corner
and someone saw my grin
when he smiled i realized
i'd passed it on to him
I thought about that smile
then i realized its worth
A single smile, just like mine could travel round the earth
So if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected
Lets start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected!
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| My Heart Will Go On | Love A Woman |
| How Do I LIve | The Good OL' Boys |
| Christmas Time | Wild Fire |
| My Eyes Adored You | Feelings |
| Mellow | Another Somebody Done Someone Wrong Song |