Avil: a small female fairy. She is 12 in human years, and 240 in fairy years. (H1)
Babies of the 12 Spiders: These spiders eat the brains of the Traveler. (H8)
Blue: Laughs at the Traveler as he eats the Pinkish Girl out with a hook at a party the Traveler hosts. (H3)
Blue Glue: Stegosaurs that lives in the basement of Sassafras’ tree house. He kills Mr. CooKoo’s House, and some Boogoossainfans because they rap and kill his 97th son. The Queen captures him, but he is later saved by the Traveler and Sassafras. He dies and leaves no lineage. He later comes back to life at the party the Traveler hosts. He suggests that they call up one of the fish named Fred. After the Traveler travels back in time and is tortured by the Queen, the Blue Glue attacks the Queen and rips her head off killing her.(H1 H3 H8)
Blue Glue’s 97th son: The Blue Glue’s last living child who is caught, rapped, and killed by the Boogoossainfans. (H1)
The Boogoossainfans, aka Samboogooagrewgoos, aka Jhgoo8whpoogoofnsakljs, aka Boogawoogos: small alien-like creatures who helped the Queen during the Glory High War. As a reward the Queen lets them terrorize the critters of the Glory High Swamp by rapping their children. (H1 H8)
Boopoo: Proclaims himself falsely as Jesus at a party the Traveler hosts. (H3)
Bret the Monkey: Lives on an island in the middle of the ocean and likes it when the Traveler kicks him around. (H2)
Brown Cockatoo: Is beheaded by the Queen during the Glory High War. (H1)
The Brown Rubber Band: Is in love with Kaid Kcin who is a hero in stories she heard as a child. She sets out on a long journey to find him. (H5)
Captain Shmee: Replacement of the mutinied captain. Gives drinks out to his crew mates and the Traveler. (H2)
The carls: All of these creatures are named carl with a lower case “c”. The Brown Rubber Band fought with them during her travels. (H5)
Christian: Eats the Traveler in some sort of way during a battle of the Thrred War. (H4)
The Cops: They come to the Traveler’s party and cut off everyone’s legs off because they yelled curses at the Queen. They stay at the party getting drunk and soon piss on the Traveler‘s new French rug from Mars. (H3)
The Crapmen: These people live outside the Queen’s castle as beggars and bums. They hate the Queen but the Queen has them under a spell to attack whoever comes near. When the Traveler and the Sparrows show up at the Queen‘s castle the Crapmen attack them and are all slain. (H7)
Crickets of the Glory High Swamp: They like to sing. (H1)
Critters of Glory High Swamp: Most are some sort of critter. Years before the traveler they faced a great massacre lead by the Queen during the Glory High War. (H1)
Damien: 1st mate of the pirate’s ship the Traveler was kidnapped by and later joins. Starts the mutiny on the ship’s captain. He later shows up at a party the Traveler hosts. At the party he runs around in a drunken frenzy and drinks the Traveler‘s piss. Fights in a battle of the Thrred War by being fast and eating shit cakes and “iss“ shakes. His later whereabouts are lost to the ages, but he briefly shows up every now and again in the later hish. books. (H2 H3 H4 H7 H8)
The Donkey: It is unclear whether the Donkey is a crew member of the pirate ship or not, but he warns the Traveler that the ship will sink. (H2)
The 5th of the Turtles Nest: They ask the Traveler to eat poop during a Thrred War battle. (H4)
The Fish: Referred to as a great man, and watches over child of Teramasoo. May have watched over the little girl who Teramasoo is named after, and also might be the Sorrows. Lives in Teramasoo. (H6)
The Fisherding: Who the Brown Rubber Band gives the smack to. Suspected to live in the Land of Sparrows. (H5)
Fred: The name of all the female fish that live in the river next to Sassafras’ house in Glory High Swamp. At a party the Traveler hosts, the Blue Glue suggests they call one of these fish up. (H1, **mH3)
The Gay People: They are the Queen’s personal subjects and servants. They would willing lay their life down for the Queen. (H7)
Gigatoobaboobooo: It is unclear exactly who this is, but he comforts the Traveler in his lost at love with Wendy. (H2)
The Girls in the Gmaesa-Go-Glove: These girls hide in the Gmaesa-Go-Glove during a battle of the Thrred War. (H4)
Green: Laughs at the Traveler as he eats the Pinkish Girl out with a hook at a party the Traveler hosts. (H3)
The Jhgoo8whpoogoofnsakljs, aka Boogoossainfans, aka Samboogooagrewgoos, aka Boogawoogos: small alien-like creatures who helped the Queen during the Glory High War. As a reward the Queen lets them terrorize the critters of the Glory High Swamp by rapping their children. (H1 H8)
Jaws: He comes to a party the Traveler hosts, and asked the Traveler to eat his pussy out. (H3)
Joel: At a party the Traveler hosts, he gets alone with T-Bird in a birds nest. (H3)
John, aka Zach: At a party the Traveler hosts he puts his head in the toilet and is then on known as John. He throws up and the people at the party eat it. (H3)
Kaid Kcin: Is thought to be a factious hero from hish. lore who is said to love inanimate objects just as if they were living. (H5)
King of Sparrows: Is the King of the Kingdom of Sparrows. He and the Traveler raid the Queen‘s Castle in hopes of assassinating her. (mH2 H7 H8)
The King of the Glass Sea: The Sparrow King uses a rod to call upon the Glass Sea King who helps them in their battle with the Queen’s warriors, but turns out not to be a friend. (H8)
KK: The girl of the Traveler’s dreams. He has wild relations with her, but it turns out she is really the Queen. (H8)
Leslie: An mysterious character that just seems to appear out of nowhere to great the audience. She appears to be killed and rapped in the ancient battle of Glory High Swamp. (H2 H8)
Leslie: An mysterious character that just seems to appear out of nowhere to great the audience. She appears to be killed and rapped in the ancient battle of Glory High Swamp. (H2 H8)
Looloofat: a little green cow who was at the party the Traveler hosts. (H3)
Man With the Really Long Beard: He said, “Blah Blah B;ah” and then warned the Traveler and the King of Sparrows that the Queen’s warriors are coming. (H8)
Matt: Fights in a battle of the Thrred War by being fast and eating shit cakes and “iss“ shakes. (H4)
Mr. CooKoo’s House: Is a small man, meaning small in character. But in real size, rather a very large. He has fat under his finger nails, and lives not far from Sassafras and company. Was killed in a fight with the Blue Glue and then arrested for starting the fight. (H1)
The Musty Armpit Hairs: Sellers of the goody-goody pudding. (H5)
Mutinied Pirate Captain: The original captain of the pirate ship. Was mutinied by his crew members. (H2)
Nfjdasnfuieahjnfdsauhfnc: Is a walking corpus and throws heads at the Traveler during a battle of the Thrred War. (H4)
Phea’onna Sassafras: Drunken squirrel that the traveler lives with for a time while in Glory High Swamp. Her house is by a river. After her death she is buried in the river by the other critters of the swamp. She leaves no lineage. (H1 mH3 H4 H8)
The Pinkish Girl: The Traveler eats her out at a party he hosts. (H3)
The Pirate Crew Members: They raided a house that the Traveler was staying in. They kidnapped him. They later mutiny their captain, and the Traveler soon joins them as a member. (H2)
The Pirates of the Green Sea of Envy: The Brown Rubber Band dances with them before killing them because they were going to pillage her. (H5)
The Pirate Stegosaurs: Is not very bright and has no relation with the Blue Glue. (H2)
The Poopintheface Elves: They say “yum” after eating Zach’s throw up at a party the Traveler hosts. (H3)
Poo-Poo-Who-New: A woman that the Thingy Wingy hooks up with the Traveler for a night of pleasure. She has short hair and looks 15 years of age. (H6)
Poopypooppooo: An elf that is opposed to the Thrred War. (H4)
The Queen: Is the evil ruler of the hish. world. She ordered the massacre of the critters that lived in the Glory High Swamp. She comes to a party the Traveler hosts and parties out. Fights the Thing Wingy in battle during her raid of Teramasoo, wins and captures him. She fights the Traveler, the King of Sparrows and his Us Army single handedly during the raid of her estate using the Mighty Blade of Offthangya. She is killed by the Traveler, but after he runs back in time she appears disguised as KK and has relations with the Traveler. She then captures the Traveler and tortures the him for killing her in the future. The Blue Glue rescues the Traveler and kills the Queen by ripping her head off. (H1 H3 H4 H6 H7 H8)
The Queen’s Guards: The guards at the Queens’ castle. (H6 H7)
The Queen’s Pet Goat: The Queen feeds the Traveler’s guts to this goat. (H8)
The Queen’s Pet Tiger: The Queen feeds the Traveler’s eyeballs to this tiger. (H8)
The Queen’s 12 Spiders: These spiders are sent into the Traveler’s brain by the Queen to lay their eggs. (H8)
The Queen’s Warriors: They fight the Traveler and the King of Sparrows and are defeated by the Glass Sea King. (H8)
Really Stupid Guy: A pirate crew mate who tried to make out with the Traveler and some of the other crew mates. He was kicked off the ship and eaten by sharks. (H2)
Red Robin of Life: He pisses in the Traveler’s shoes because he doesn‘t know who he is. (H3)
The Rubber Bands of the Land of the Rubber Bands: The laughs at the Brown Rubber Band before she sets out on her journey to find Kaid Kcin. (H5)
Sam: Might be one of the Sam I Am’s. Is opposed to Boopoo’s behavior at a party the Traveler hosts. (H3)
Sam I am: The name of all the girls who tried to get on the Traveler at falearies that he did not care for. (mH2)
The Samboogooagrewgoos, aka Boogoossainfans, aka Jhgoo8whpoogoofnsakljs, aka Boogawoogos: small alien-like creatures who helped the Queen during the Glory High War. As a reward the Queen lets them terrorize the critters of the
Glory High Swamp by rapping their children. (H1 H8)
The Sharks: Sharks that live in the ocean who eats the Really Stupid Guy. (H2)
The Sorrows: The leader of Teramasoo whose name reflex the Teramasoo‘s peoples feelings about war. (H6)
The Sparrows of the Land of Sparrows: They are Sparrows and live in the Land of Sparrows. They do not believe in eating potato skins. Their king is the King of Sparrows. (H7)
Sassafras: see Phea’onna Sassafras.
T-Bird: At a party the Traveler hosts, she gets alone with Joel in a birds nest. (H3)
Teramasoo aka Tierapoopoo aka Teramasue: Is the girl who the Land of Teramasoo was founded for and is named after. She is the first innocent killed by the Queen during the Thrred War. Teramasoo is a refuge for those who do not want to have anything to do with the wars. It sits on a perch in the wind. (H6)
Tipsy: Someone who is very philosophical and comes to the party the Traveler hosts. (H3)
Thingy Wingy: Is the Hero of Teramasoo. Loses a battle to the Queen during her raid of Teramasoo and is captured. He is later saved by the Traveler. He later tells the Traveler that he must visit every star in the sky and spend 500 googolplex years on each before he can return to his home. (H6)
The Tree Birds of the Blue Forest: They like to hold nonsexual orgies because they are fundamentalists. (H5)
The Tree that Pees Bluish Tea: The Traveler builds a hut in this tree to live in. It pees the tasty Bluish Tea that servers as an alcoholic drink at a party the traveler hosts. (H3)
Tom: Is dissembled by the Boogoossainfans trying to protect his kids, but he lives. (H8)
Us Army: The King of Sparrows Army of Sparrows. They help fight during the raid on the Queen’s castle. Us stands for
United Sparrows (H7)
Velma: The name of all the male fish that live in the river next to Sassafras’ house in Glory High Swamp. (H1)
Wendy: A girl the Traveler seems to be greatly in love with but has a boyfriend or two. She is the ships cook and makes
spaghetti that tastes like candy. (H2)
Wendy’s Boyfriend: It is unclear exactly who this is. (mH2)
Zach aka John: At a party the Traveler hosts he puts his head in the toilet and is then on known as John. He throws up and the people at the party eat it. (H3)
*H – Stands for hish.. The number that follows corresponds with the book number that the character appears in.
**mH – Only mentioned in that certain book.