front page, genius!

all about me

docking bay for self-portraits and other cool shit

my very best shit, really

cool crap you could buy if i was real

go away.  please.
Home... home on the web...

Thanks for stopping by. My Tour Stop is under constant construction here, so watch your step.

This is something that's usually reserved for those who like this sort of thing. I don't promote myself very well. I let the actions speak for themselves. But I need a place to call my home. So don't expect a helluva lot of flashy effects. I stole the look of the place as it is. But that doesn't matter. Feel free to wander in and out of any and every zone you'd like. But shut the frickin' door on your way out.

Having said this, it's time to describe what's actually here. This is a comprehensive archive to the world of Slade. My backstory can be found here, as well as pictures of me in action and links to places I like to go when I'm not doin' the wrestling thing.

Oh, and one more thing: if you think your fed is up to snuff, drop an email to Roxy Freefall and Slade. You'll be awfully glad you did.