Crime Interview from TOTP Magazine!

Previous Offences: Two Counts of theft: I remember this kid at school who had these little robot figures which he'd painted and would set up in huge battle scences.Basically,I kept taking them until there were only five left from 100! I took them home and pretended to my mum that I'd swapped tehm for my Game Boy.I was taken to the headmasters office and sat there for wo hours while he tried to find out what had happended! I've also nicked loads of towels from a hotel in LA cos I had just moved house and they were nice,big,fluffy yellow ones - I stole them all! Pop adultery: About three years ago I wouls spend weekdays with my girlfriend and the weekend with another girl.Everyone has to cheat when they're young,though.The weekend girl knew the deal and didn't mind! They were best friends but I don't think they speak anymore.I feel abit guilty about that and I wouldn't do it again. Offences of nudity: A lot of time I wander around naked at home and forgot that people can see in,like the neighbours! I remember once some fans were across the road with binoculars and they caught me strolling around in my birthday suit - I didn't mind though,ha-ha! Drunk and disoriented: One night on a recent holiday to Spain I got absolutely,hideously drunk.I kept falling over and I was very very ill.I'm not gonna do that again in a hurry.I can't remember how I got home but I woke up on the hotel balcony in a little bed I'd made for myself! Suspected pop accomplices: Mark,Paul and Christian of course.I get on well with Westlife and pretty much everyone we see really.S Club 7 are lovely too. How Do you plead? : I think all my mistakes were good learning curves and I wouldn't be the person I am today if I hadn't done some stupid thins.Everyone has to do stupid things when they're young or else they're stupid when they get older.I'm not saying that I'm sensible now though,cos I'm really not.I suppose I've still got alot of learning to do. Verdict: We,the TOTP jury,are unanimous in finding the defendent guilty on all counts! Your Honour! Sentence: The defendent may well plead immature ignorance but wer're afraid it just won't wash! The TOTP jury is not a blinkered ex girlfriend,Mr Adams,and we're going to hit you where it hurts most!:the hair! You will be stripped of all hairstyling  privilages and will be required to surrender your straightening irons until the court feels that you are suffciently sorry. Do you have a last request? I want an Ivor Novello.So if I could ask for one of them - oh,sorry,earn one - that would be really nice!

CHARGE: 00:54 Defendent was apprehended when caught extorting billowy pantaloons from a teary-eyed trainee stylist.The suspect is also accused of possession of stolen goods,flashing and adultery. PERSON DETAILS Full Name: Benjamin Stephen Adams Alias: Ben DOB: 22 November 1981 Height: 1.78m Natural Hair Colour: Brown Status: Single Next Of Kin: mother,Anita StarSign: Scorpio Distinguishing Marks: Scar above right eyebrow and a hairy posterior! Mothers Maiden Name: Olpherts-Forester Personal Effects:Spare contact lenses,house keys,chewing gun,bar of Galaxy choclate.