Come 'n listen to my story 'bout a woman named Yana Short School Girl barely kept her a head of people An' then one day, she was kickin' at Daniel M, Dropped him to the ground. knock out cold!seein' stars!Tweety birds! Well, the next thing ya know, Yana's in a gaol yard Kin-folk said, "Yana, escape from there." Marooota is the place y'oughta be, so they loaded up the 4x4, and they intruded long bay. Gaol that is!10 foot walls, harden criminals! Ol' Yana bought a dog. Jesus It was small,just like her Her Young sis was in love with a Duggan, A nathan Duggan, Ol'nugget objected, and hit the hills a chuggin, 'Cause ol' Kylie's a phsyco Looney, that is! Straight jackets, Padded cells! Well now it's time to say goodbye to Yana and all her kin An' they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin' in. You're all invited back again to this locality, T'have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality. Hillbilly, that is! Set a spell, Take your shoes off! Y'all come back, here! ©2001

Beverly Hillbilly Parody..............

Yana aint really a hillbilly its just fun callin her one

the one on the left is Yana, so you can visualise thats shea int realy a hillbilly.And thats Amanda on the right, shes a kiwi, but i cant be stuffed putting this pic on the kiwi page so there ya go.