The Patcave

The WCW Fan Site That's Retiring...OK, Not Really

Hey yo. You are visitor number...

I may be buck-toothed and banana-nosed, but...what was the last thing you said?

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people at WCW.com Thanx

It's a "Wrestling Retirement." I'll go shoot a movie, or have surgery, but I'll be back. Just like Terry Funk, Mr. Retirement.

***Hey yo. You should all be aware that I have posted a very important "On Top Of Space Mountain" for this week, as it outlines the future of The Patcave. It's so important, I posted it a day early. I hope the information is helpful. Also, I'd like to thank Green Mist at Canadian Hero 2000 for making a Too Sweet logo for The Patcave. You should all check out his site because he did a great job. Enjoy.***
-Big Poppa Pat

THE PATCAVE/WRESTLING REPORTERS WCW PPV CHALLENGE

***Hey yo. In what could be the very last Patcave/WrestlingReporters WCW PPV Challenge, yours truly walked away victorious with a 7-6 victory over WrestlingReporters, and claimed the cherished WCW PPV Title for what could be the last time. See ya...whenever.

On Top Of Space Mountain

***This is the Crown Jewel of The Patcave. My weekly column, which is posted every Friday unless noted, covers the week that was in WCW, and where they go from there. It's a chance for me to get some things off my chest, and maybe open some eyes at the same time. Enjoy.***

On Top Of Space Mountain...***UPDATED: 03/22/2001*** ***IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT***

THE SPACE MOUNTAIN MID-CARD (Old Reports )

The Mike Tenay Chronicles

***After I started running this site, I realized I needed to expand outside of the "WCW Fan" Audience and try to attract more readers. Enter "The Mike Tenay Chronicles." The "Chronicles", updated every Sunday, are a chance for you, the reader, to ask me questions about all aspects of the pro wrestling business, not just limited to WCW. If there's a subject going on in Wrestling, chances are I have an opinion. Go ahead. Just ask.***

The Mike Tenay Chronicles...***UPDATED: 03/19/2001*** ***TENAY NEEDS QUESTIONS!!!***

WCW Saturday Night

***I think one of the saddest things WCW has done lately is cancel everybody's favorite jobber-fest "WCW Saturday Night." It was like Starrcade for the Barry Darsows or the world. Jobbcade, if you will. Well, I decided to take it upon myself to bring it back...although I made some slight alterations. Check back every Saturday for a new show.***

WCW Saturday Night...***UPDATED: 03/18/2001***

Other Features

***Check out some of these other features I'm particularly proud of...
Newsboard Whore of the Week...***UPDATED: 03/18/2001*** Who sold their soul this week?
2000: A Year in Review...Just in case you missed 2000 the first time, I give you the details.
The 15 Commandments of Flair...Who says Wrestling isn't a religion?
The TV Title Revival...***UPDATED: 03/06/2001*** WCW Saturday Night wasn't the ONLY thing I brought back. The TV Champion is...click and see!
Cracking the Ratings Code...***UPDATED: 03/16/2001*** TV Ratings. Everybody's favorite discussion topic. I try to break it down and make things a little more simplistic.
On Top Of Space Mountain: Nitro's New Era...See what I had to say the day after Russo's big April 10th Nitro.
Big Poppa Pat's March Booking Project...A little something I whipped up back in March, right after Uncensored. It's funny how things change.

Links

FAVORITES...Because I'm not the only great site out there.
WCW.com : The online home of the mother-ship company...WCW.
DDT Digest : A great site with a cracked view of WCW similar to mine. The best WCW-themed site out there!
Crimson Mask : Do as I did, and join their Fantasy Wrestling Game.
WrestleCrap : Go here when you have lots of spare time. It's so bad, you won't want to leave.
1Wrestling.com : One of many great news and rumor sites.

FRIENDS OF THE PATCAVE...Because starving editorialists can't have too many friends.
Chamber of Simian Combat : The home of "The Nature Boy" James Blanchard. OK, so it's not a wrestling site...yet.
The Wrestling Reporters : More members of my online posse. Check this out for all your opinion-seeking needs.
The Hawk's Nest : A web site from the man who used to bring you "WCW History."
Kid Rock's Wrestling Page : Ok, so he's not the REAL Kid Rock. That doesn't mean he can't have a web site...does it?
Canadian Hero 2000 : A site devoted to WCW's very own defender of Truth, Justice, and The Canadian Way, Lance Storm.

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